@theaudaciousapple
just a city queer

Kiki//21//they/them//Chicago based filmmaker & writer Can also be found on Youtube as The AudaciousApple.

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2020-07-09 15:33:23

    Me reading your tarot cards: "Okay, I have drawn the Empress, the Queen of Discs, the, uh.... jack of diamonds, blue eyes white dragon, a couple of Swamp lands, and Pikachu."

    I place the Knave of Swords face down in defense mode and end my turn

    [I REACH INTO MY WITCH HAT AND PULL OUT A GUN]

    I guarantee you that there's a witch someplace in the world that actually does use Pokémon cards for divination.

    Divine the future by seeing where your spent shotgun shells land