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why ur sign is still single

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aries: moody as fuck

taurus: too stubborn to agree on anything with their partner plus already in a relationship with food

gemini: not committed enough and never has the time

cancer: too busy crying and watching tv

leo: too needy

virgo: still waiting for their manic pixie dream girl/boy to save the day

libra: no reason ur perfect

scorpio: trust issues and jealousy

sagittarius: ur always drunk or hyper and u don't know what you want

capricorn: too dry and serious abut everything

aquarius: too insensitive

pisces: would rather daydream about a relationship than actually have one