This is it.  Starting tomorrow, my blog will most likely evaporate, since it contains an abundance of sexual content.  I briefly considered trying to move my autoerotic blog to another service but, frankly, I don’t have the energy to start this all over again.  Maybe one day in the future, but not now.

    I want to take this opportunity to thank all of my followers — about 10,000.  Although that’s a relatively small ‘followership’ in tumblr terms, you were all super-engaged with me and vocal, and I’m going to miss you.  You inspired me to dig for deeper contexts, motivations, meanings and details in all of the video clips and photos I’ve reblogged over the years, and I’m so grateful for that.  I really enjoyed peeling back the layers of each piece of media I’d blog about.  The thought I’ve helped you get off even harder by exploring the details in the short clips and images I’ve reblogged is HOT AS FUCK for me to think about.  You may not know this, but you’ve helped *me* get off countless times reading your reactions to the things I’d write.

    In the short time since tumblr announced their intent to erase all sexual content from the service, I’ve received an overwhelming number of comments in messages and blogposts thanking me for doing what I did for so long.  While it’s frustrating to think I’ll no longer be able to connect with you as easily as I have here on tumblr, know that you can always continue to reach me at my Xtube profile (sfhubris) where I have dozens of personal solo clips of myself enjoying my favorite form of reward, as well as hundreds of “favorites” that fit the mould of what I’d post here on tumblr.  With my carefully curated and ready source of stroke material here at tumblr going away, I’ll be spending a little more time curating what I’ve collected over on Xtube.  You should join me – and be sure to drop me a note there 😈

    Take care, and remember to love yourselves and your bodies — daily if possible.  Masturbation is healthy, and is an incredible reward for simply getting through the stresses of our daily lives!  Don’t deny yourselves.  Even if you’re married or otherwise partnered, you owe it to yourselves to find a moment to be alone, and to enjoy the pleasure you can bring yourselves.  It’s a gift, really.

    Wishing you all continued happy release.


    Tragic to lose all these beautiful cumloads and my horny captions, but there is plenty more sperm where all that came from. Find me on Twitter, or any number of your other favorite porn sites, as @cumfiend86 for a continuing dose of the cumshots that turn me on, and some of mine that result. It’s been a pleasure getting you all as turned on as me. 💦💦💦

    Where cum lands... on xHamster

    There's a lot to be said about Tumblr's self destruction, but the important bit here is where to next. I haven't come up with a solution for all the content and captions I've so hornily curated over these 3 years, but the alternative is xHamster, where there are hundreds and thousands of videos of glorious, messy cumshots. Find me there, user CumFiend86, and start with a peruse through my favorites.


    December 17th - a rescue plan

    Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.

    I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)

    One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.

    More info over the days to come.

    The plan is, broadly:

    1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there

    2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.

    3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.

    4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.

    Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.

    There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.

    The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons - maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.

    If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.

    Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.

    (Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site - that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)

    If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.

    If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.

    (Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)

    If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.

    Obviously, you will lose access, after December 17th, to all past posts you have liked, if Tumblr has flagged them as NSFW. Again, the steps (1), or (2A) and (2B) covered above will be the only way to hold on to these posts.

    Horny Germany dude explodes all over the inside of his car while wanking. Love the camera tour at the end showing his spunk all over the seats, the wheel, the windows, the windshield... explosive ejaculation

    This dude gets off on shiny BMWs... and he’s got enough cum in a load to spray on several cars

    Dude tries to jizz-tag some panties... ends up soaking his bed instead


    Sometimes, when I go multiple days, even weeks, without cumming, I masturbate all over my house and shoot multiple loads all over the furniture and the floor. I then invite some fags over and tell them to sniff my cock and search for the spilled cum. Whoever licks up the most cum, gets to be my personal fuck toy.

    Fuck. Although i’m much too neat and clean to sanction this exercise in my own home, i applaud Your creativity, Sir. This is one scavenger hunt id gladly participate in! On your marks, faggots … get set … go!


    How does that exercise sound? Reduce faggots to hunting dogs, essentially! This Alpha gets an A+ for creativity!


    Now THIS is the way to make a project out of your ejaculation. Bonus: all that wanked out spunk doesn't go to waste, AND you get a new cum hungry sex toy