“That’s it baby!! Goo goo and ga ga and beg me to make you go goo goo in your diapy!! Tingle and jingle your rattle, baby! Don’t you wish I’d pull your Pampers open and make the wittle bow with a bell around your pee pee jingle too?! Awwww!! That’s it! Suck your thumby and tell Mommy what you’d do just for a chance to cream in your crinkly diapurrs!!”