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    The last one is the best.] "where do you keep your broom bro?" "in the closet by the kitchen" 'ok man good....*Opens door* What the fuck? *slowly closes it* "Hey bro do you have some sort of strange fetish I should know about?" "NO bro why?" "Nu no reason" *Opens door again* "Hey girl could you hand me that broom please? thanks doll"