Ten Easy Things You Can Do to Be a Dumber, Sluttier Sissy Fucktoy!

  • Drink plenty of water. It helps with everything that makes you useful to men, especially keeping your slutty mouth and ass as slick as possible.
  • Brush your tongue. It's good oral hygiene, but the important thing is that you'll be training your gag reflex for better blowjobs.
  • Remember, the goal is NOT to stop gagging, just to keep it from turning into vomiting. Gagging is good because it triggers saliva, your natural lubrication, and your man will enjoy feeling your throat spasming around his cock and the drool dripping from your cockdumb mouth.
  • Just sticking your tongue out as far as possible, and keeping it there as long as you can, is wonderful for both improving your blowjob skills and making you feel like a blissfully dumb slut. Let the drool roll off your tongue and imagine it forming a line to the tip of his cock. Tip: try talking while keeping your tongue out; repeat things like "I'm just a fucktoy" and "I'm so cock-dumb" and enjoy how totally broken and blank you sound.
  • Practice crossing your eyes. Essential for the ahegao face if you pair it with the drooling tongue, but its just nice on its own to help you look and feel as blissfully blank and dumb as possible. Hold your arm out and focus on your index finger, then slowly move it toward your face until you touch the bridge of your nose. When you've mastered this, try moving your finger up to your forehead for that totally blank eye-roll look.
  • Enemas are fun, but once you're able to keep your asshole loose, you can get yourself nice and clean just in the shower. Spend lots of time and plenty of nice slippery soap to get your finger all the way up your ass. You will loosen up over time, so move on to two or three fingers when you can.
  • Relaxing your asshole may take some practice. Keep breathing nice and deep, in and out, and don't be afraid to push like you're pooping. Poppers are great, but you won't always have them, and you want to always be ready for cock.
  • You'll want to reduce your intake of solid foods, especially carbs. Stick with lots of liquids and easily digestible foods to make sure that your ass is always clean and has the most room for cock.
  • Until you're able to get injections for your slutty lips, look for ways to help them get bigger and softer. Lip balm and moisturizer are necessary daily treatments. Various products are "plumpers" containing things like peppermint and cayenne pepper to sting your lips into filling out. If you can, find a small oval cup that makes a nice seal right around your slutty mouth and practice sucking the air out of it. You'll see immediate temporary results, but also permanent improvement if you keep doing it regularly!
  • Stroke your girly little cock whenever you can, but practice edging and most importantly stopping before you cum. I know it's difficult, but you want to be constantly horny and increasingly desperate, until the thought of getting fucked pushes out everything else in your mind. Spend enough time like this and you will be properly eager to be used any time in any way by any cock, which of course is your only real pleasure and purpose in life.