Eat up, fatty

When did you become such a lardball, sweety?
Just look at yourself. Look at this gut, can you even see your toes? I doubt it. This ass too, do you actually sit down on furniture or does it just get lost in your lard for a while? How did you even do this to yourself? You must have no self-control at all. Just a mindless animal, only concerned with eating and filling your gut. You’re not even listening right now, are you? You’re just thinking about when you can next stuff your face.

Good, that’s exactly how I want you~