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    *goes to bed listening to the ramones*
    *wakes up wearing a leather jacket*

    *goes to bed listening to Led Zeppelin*
    *wakes up with the sexiest hair ever*

    *goes to the bed listening to Red hot chili peppers*
    *wakes up wearing only a sock*

    *Goes to bed listening to Megadeth*

    *Wakes up dead*

    *goes to bed listening to Queen*

    *wakes up wearing a silvery glittery unitard*

    *goes to bed listening to Pink Floyd*

    *wakes up woke*

    *goes to bed listening to The Beatles*

    *wakes up with a bowl cut*

    *goes to bed listening to Metallica*

    *sleeps with one eye open*

    *goes to bed listening to Green Day*

    *wakes up in October 1st*

    *goes to bed listening to The Rolling Stones*
    *wakes up strung out in an hourly motel*

    *goes to sleep listening to The Doors*

    *Wakes up in leather pants*

    *goes to sleep listening to David Bowie*

    *wakes up next to Mick Jagger*

    *goes to bed listening to The Who*

    *wakes up because you’re getting kicked out of the hotel room you trashed*

    *goes to sleep listening to oasis*

    *wakes up with a drug addiction*

    *goes to sleep listening to The Smiths*

    *wakes up crying covered in shrubbery*

    *goes to sleep listening to AC/DC*

    *wakes up in a school uniform*

    *goes to sleep listening to Muse*

    *wakes up with the inability to pronounce the letter “R”*


    1. get an old sock and fill it halfway up with uncooked white rice. tie off the ankle and throw it into the microwave for around a minute. use it for cramps, also if your feet are cold at night.

    2. if you have no pads, here is how you make a toilet paper pad. first you get one long strip and fold it up a bit, and put it in your undies like a pad. take another long strip and wrap it around the other way to secure the first piece. if you don’t do that second step, the first piece will get caught up in your fiddly bits and it won’t work !!!!!!!

    3. take painkillers as soon as you see blood. do NOT wait until the cramps start. take it from me.

    4. chamomile tea is a muscle relaxant and will help your cramps.

    5. drink water !!!! stay hydrated !!!!!!!!! this is a general life tip but it helps periods too.

    6. get to sleep on time. seriously, don’t pull an all-nighter if you can avoid it. it’ll make everything hellish the next day, or at the very least you’ll crash and it’ll be hell.

    7. hot baths can also help alleviate cramps. also, if you want to feel all aesthetic-y, you can light a buttload of scented candles and turn out the lights. it’s super cool i promise.

    8. take care of yourself friend, i promise you’ll make it through uwu














    If you’re one of those people who thinks executive dysfunction only happens for things we don’t like (school, cleaning,) then please consider the fact that I’ve been meaning to plug my phone in for 20 minutes and I’m now at 2% and still putting it off to write this post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    My anime/video game list consists of over 100 titles, easily, and yet I almost never get around to watching/playing any of them.

    Executive dysfunction is not just for boring or unenjoyable things. It’s for everything. Even eating.

    What is executive dysfunction? O.o

    Put simply, it’s difficulty/inability with initiating tasks. The prefrontal cortex is responsible for executive functions, like decision-making and impulse control. People with ADHD and other neurological disorders that affect the prefrontal cortex often experience difficulty making decisions and performing tasks, as well as exercising self restraint. Part of why people with ADHD tend to procrastinate so badly is out of genuine inability to begin tasks, even if they’re very important.

    It feels, for me at least, like I’m constantly waiting for something and I can’t start X task because I’m waiting. I never know what exactly I’m waiting for, but that doesn’t stop me from wasting hours and days not doing the things I need to do, even if I have a desire to do them.

    It feels, for me at least, like I’m constantly waiting for something and I can’t start X task because I’m waiting. I never know what exactly I’m waiting for, but that doesn’t stop me from wasting hours and days not doing the things I need to do, even if I have a desire to do them.

    Oh thank god, someone put it into words.

    For me it’s also waiting for the “right” time to come to complete the task because for some reason my brain thinks doing the task at any other time is horribly, horribly wrong, weird, and out of order. The “right” time might come eventually, might not. It’s a lottery.

    Yeah.  This.

    Y’all make it sound so deep but tbh to me it feels like tapping on the ‘Do the dishes’ button but a screen pops up saying ‘you must be lvl 27 to do this activity’ and I’m like ‘well shit I’m only lvl 26 so I guess I’ll just dick around until my exp goes up 

    And then next time I tap ‘do the dishes’ it demands I’m lvl 28 and by that time it’s getting a bit moldy and I’m just staring furiously at this pile of dishes, slapping the ‘Do the Dishes’ button to no avail. The stars aren’t in position. 

    The stars are never in position.

    sometimes there’s a Just Fucking Do It special move available but it depletes your entire power bar and the recharge speed is completely unpredictable

    I click Do Thing and it loads to 78% and then stays that way for 3 days

    For me it’s like a notification pops up saying “The dishes need doing. You have 4 seconds to comply. If you do not comply within the allotted time, “Do Dishes” feature will become unavailable for 3 weeks.” And if I don’t get up literally that instant and force myself to do the task, and wait even like 3-5 minutes, it becomes like when u open an un-dismissible window and accidentally click outside the box and your computer makes that chime noise to let you know that the option to click outside the box (do the dishes) doesn’t exist. And then I’m just laying there like “ding…ding……ding….” until 3 weeks has passed and I’m given another 4 seconds to seize the opportunity to do the dishes.

    That last one is 100% yes. 

    All of these.

    And there are methods for working around it, but my brain keeps patching the loopholes I use to exploit it and get stuff done so I have to keep finding new ones

    My body lags.






    how is screaming “I wanna suck your dick” to a band member you just met any different from someone catcalling you on the street

    Read this
    Read it again and again

    Applies to actors, athletes, and other famous people as well.

    Just because you’ve been fantasizing about them forever doesn’t mean that in their eyes, you’re anything more than a very creepy stranger sexually harassing them