Willing to trade noodz 4 ur SSN
There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”
“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*
Auntie Hella checking on the Papillon puppies… she never had a litter of her own so she always cared for all the pups born here at #tantezampekennel
imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother
this is the content that keeps me on this fucking site
A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.
ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE
Good to know that sea turtles are the oceans version of cats
Wow. At first I was like, “Wait a minute, how they gonna nap underwater? Don’t they need to BREATHE?” So I looked it up and “A resting or sleeping turtle can remain underwater for 4-7 hours.” Holy cow!
If I fits I sits
I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.
I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.