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My Life Is Like A One Star Movie.

Willing to trade noodz 4 ur SSN

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2019-02-22 18:52:58
    freexcitizen-deactivated2016110

    There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

    wild-blake-hickok

    “For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

    deadpool-for-equality

    “im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

    electric-purpleboo

    “I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

    theothersideofthefarside

    “I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

    gotitforcheap

    “my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

    sonypraystation

    “hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

    “i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

    sixpenceee

    A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

    boho-barbie

    ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

    saidikye

    Good to know that sea turtles are the oceans version of cats

    harmonic-motion

    Wow.  At first I was like, “Wait a minute, how they gonna nap underwater?  Don’t they need to BREATHE?”  So I looked it up and “A resting or sleeping turtle can remain underwater for 4-7 hours.”  Holy cow!

    smashalecki

    If I fits I sits