One day I'll find time for the life I want
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Do you know how fucking hard it is to get a grant that big?!?!?!?
Boost tf out of this. Proud of u.
I’m so proud of her!! And glad that this grant went to someone that is more likely to understand their impact (as opposed to a cishet old white man who likely won’t be needing a rape investigated)
This is excellent and will go a long way in helping with the gathering of evidence for rape investigations!
They want us to be ready? Hell yeah we are!
So I’m a big fan of the idea that humans are “space orcs”, and today it got me thinking about something else.
Human birth is pretty unique among mammals. Not only are our birth canals narrower than standard due to being bipeds, but we have a larger head to body ratio then any other mammal. As a result of this, the only way to fit a baby’s head through a person’s birth canal is for them to be born very early, and massively underdeveloped.
Other mammals are capable of walking and running within the first day of being born, where as a human baby doesn’t even have strong enough neck muscles to hold up their own head.
They can’t see, they can’t crawl, they don’t have the coordination to grab things, and they have a soft spot on the skull that leaves part of the brain incredibly vulnerable. And while an adult can adapt to a range of temperatures, babies have to be constantly monitored to make sure they aren’t chilled or over heating.
Can you imagine you’re an alien, who knows humans as these highly adaptable endurance machines that can eat almost anything and survive tremendous physical pain and injury, and you learn that their young are so fragile. That they emerge from the womb barely able to function biologically.
And suddenly you remember all those humans on your crew who get attached little creatures. The toughest, burliest people who will coo and coddle over fluffy little cats and call lizards babies. And you realise that their whole species developed to care for these tiny, vulnerable, defenceless babies, and that kind of attachment tends to spill over a little.
And now you understand that old adage, that the most dangerous humans are the ones whose young are in danger. Because if they’re going to stand a chance at surviving until adulthood then human parents have to be willing to defend their children with their lives, and that is exactly what they do.
Holy crap. That means that we’re like pouchless marsupials (though not as extreme in the underdeveloped infant department).
It fits that we’re called Space Australians.
OKay this is my favourite response so far
Now I am even more jealous of cats
Ero poco più di un ragazzo quel 26 gennaio del 1994 ma ricordo ancora la sensazione di disgusto che provai ascoltando il primo “comizio” in tv di Silvio Berlusconi..
Quelle parole mi risuonano ancora dentro come l’eco di un tuono durante un temporale.. “l’Italia è il paese che amo”.
Grazie al suo “amore” siamo diventati una nazione rantolante.. chi vive onestamente riesce a stento a sopravvivere..
Ma a distanza di venticinque anni ecco rimbombare un altro “tuono” ancora più arrogante.. “pronto a dare la vita per l’Italia”.
Ma le parole di Matteo Salvini sono ancora più fragorose dentro di me perché accompagnate da tanto odio verso chi è “diverso”.
Vogliono farci ancora credere che la colpa di questa “decadenza”, a cui da anni siamo condannati, sia dovuta a chi scappa dalla miseria più nera..
Il suo “prima gli italiani” è il più riuscito spot pubblicitario.. un inno alla guerra fra poveri..
Ma la vera “guerra” andrebbe fatta a chi continua a rubare.. all’evasore.. al corrotto.. al mafioso.. ma puoi mai incitare a tali battaglie quando sai benissimo che tu sei uno di loro?!?
Fatevela questa domanda cari italiani..
Cordialmente un onesto italiano..
no but let me add the context here!
these are two pretty well known german tv personalities
palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.
so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”
the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”
like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history