so i walked into my class room, a little late. And my teacher gave me a angry look and said “young lady, five minutes detention!” so i did what a responsible student would do and put both my fingers in the air and said fuck da police" after that the teacher gave me twenty extra minutes. and so i whispered it and he gave me five more minutes. This whent on for ten minutes and at the end the teacher said “THATS IT! Why don’t you tell the class why you are late?” and i responded “Yeah shure” I took a chair and stod on it “Excuse me, calss?! I would like to tell all of you why i was five minutes late. It was because some pepole told me to go to hell but i could'nt find it, until now.” And guess what i got?! loads of applause and thirty minutes extra on detention.