hi, nice to meet you~! i'm danielle, a trans lesbian, passionately intersectional feminist, and adorable pony! she/her please~! 💖
I was hoping it wasn’t actually gold but a food product that looked like gold. Nope. It’s actually gold. What the actual fuck?
she’s eating it like she’s being threatened offscreen
“it’s presented tableside in a bougie box!”
damn it sure is
seize the means of edible gold production tbh
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
stop arguing about whether gay men have it easier or lesbians have it easier the answer is that straight people have it easier and we have to kill them
straight people are all over this post acting like the scary internet lesbian is gonna climb out of their screens and slaughter them on the spot and theyre right. get ready heteros