00erik2's Art

A place to put some of my random sketches and other stuff

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    How well do you see color?

    I got a 14, here


    63…well i was always told i was bad with differentiating one close colour from another

    is 132 bad?


    12, bitches

    …213 i think i messed up somewhere


    i got a 3, i feel very accomplished since 0 is perfect 

    I got 31

    a 4 hmm. I bet monitors have a good sized affect on the outcome of this test though as most are not set up correctly for the human eye.

    So tonight’s freak snow storm has done some interesting things such as thundering during high winds and snow, but what take all the props is that trees are literally splitting in half from the sudden freeze and expantion of the mosture they still have due to it only being fall and none of them were ready for 20 inches of snow. I may post pics when this clears up a little tomarrow.

    Socialism :

    You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

    Communism :

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

    Fascism :

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

    Nazism :

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

    Bureaucratism :

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

    Traditional Capitalism :

    You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

    An American Corporation :

    You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

    A French Corporation :

    You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

    Japanese Corporation :

    You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

    An Italian Corporation :

    You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

    A Swiss Corporation :

    You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

    Chinese Corporation :

    You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

    An Iraqi Corporation :

    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

    Counter Culture :

    'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

    Surrealism :

    You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

    Apathyologism :

    You have 2 cows. You do not care.

    Fatalist :

    You have 2 doomed cows...

    Atheism :

    You have 2 cows. There is no God.

    A West-Country Corporation :

    You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

    A Brazilian Corporation :

    You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

    Russia :

    You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.

    PETA :

    You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.

    Moffat :

    You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.

    Hussie :

    You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.

    Romney :

    You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.

    Once-ler :

    You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.

    Old Spice :

    You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.

    An Irish Corporation :

    You have a million cows because they're everywhere

    Tumblr :

    You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

    Also Tumblr :

    I give you a hamburger.

    Cows :

    The shit you go through.

    This post :

    Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked





    Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.



    Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….


    My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS

    chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? image

    Ok seriously guys, do the math. There are only 14 possible calenders setups in our modern system of keeping time. One for when Jan 1st start on each day of the week x2 because of leap years. In order for there to be 5 Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays in July. The month must start on Friday (not true this year of 2013). This happens on a regular year if Jan 1st is on a Saturday, and on a leap year if it starts on Friday. This has happened in 2011, 2005, 1994, and so on. Don’t believe me, look it up.





    because jesus fucking christ I need some more faith in humanity right now after seeing that Beiberbot or whatever the fuck they call themselves post

    Can’t seriously believe people don’t know who she is.

    Eh… to be fair I had to google it. It’s not like regular folks have holocause names on the mind every day. But I kind of agree, it’s so not hard to find out.