Late night summer dates (for @neojpeg)

I feel attacked.

Tag yourself I’m no worries

All of them.

I’m aw ok. Except it’s more like “awww okay”

I’m “don’t worry about it” with a tablespoon of “that’s ok”

I’m ah gotcha

I’m every single one of these

part of becoming confident with yourself is just… posting it anyway. writing it anyway. even if you feel like it won’t be recognized, the process is just as important as the results. if you like what you do and who you are that validation will come naturally. shit won’t feel forced either.

i cannot stand men in horror movies 😭😭 if my wife was terrified of something going on in our house, i'd simply believe her and get the hell out of there 😐

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

GET *bonk* YOUR ASS *bonk bonk* OUT OF THE STREET!! *bonk bonk bonk*

trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

<>THROW IT IN THE DIRT.

IT’S THE VIKING WAY

<>even water

My last two brain cells fighting to stay positive

Me

Heavy is the head that wears the crown

Jason & Friends

this is the saddest story i’ve ever seen