MAKE ME CHOOSE:

∟» fantasmics​ asked: Sorcerer Mickey or Steamboat Willie?

Seb’s reaction to the girl speaking romanian at slcc  (✿◠‿◠)

geeksandgaymers

A Parent's Worst Fear.

Our boy has awful taste in men.

orangeyouellis

NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG

The dragons prove it.

Harry Potter + Bright Colors in the Dark: It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.

survival of the richest, the city’s ours until the fall

“What does love mean to you?”

tanknaka

if you are under 18:

the-fisher-queen

This is not about body shaming, this is not about ‘telling you what to do with your sexuality’ this is literally a federal crime don’t fuck with the law okay.

missycvnt

I hate people who encourage underage girls on this site to share their bodies. Please report it to tumblr support if you see this. It’s not about “dobbing” people in, it’s a legal issue and is harmful to minors.

life-is-a-love-story

Listen if I want to fucking send a nude to my boyfriend of over a year I fucking will I’m pretty god damn sure the government doesn’t have my phone tapped.

whiteboyvevo

the government literally does have your phone tapped… and if you break up with your boyfriend he can ruin your life with those pictures… long story short don’t send underage nudes

rnyjay

if you’re not mature enough to recognize this post as a message to help protect you and educate you then you’re not mature enough to send those nudes in the first place no matter how long you’ve been with your partner. if you view this post as something offensive rather than informative then you need to sit down and think about that. think real hard.

💩💩💩

You’re good, Barry Allen, you’re  v e r y  good.

just-shower-thoughts

What if sleeping is our natural state, and we’re only awake to gather information for dreams?

sassenach-kiss

you stop that

Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??

Me: don't

Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??

Me:

Uterus: hardly any breaks??

Me:

Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame

Uterus: if something were to

Me:

Uterus: happen

the 100 + focus shift

Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

favorite movies meme : [2/5] Walt Disney classics: Sleeping Beauty(1959)

‘The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But before the sun sets on her 16th birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel  – and die.’

taliabobalia

when i was really little, my babysitter only spoke spanish with me so i became bilingual but i never knew when i was speaking spanish or english. one time i told my mom i wanted an avocado & she understood but then when i said the same thing to my babysitter later that day, she burst into tears with laughter because i was saying “quiero abogado” which means “i want a lawyer.”

imagine a two year old repeatedly saying “i want a lawyer!” as an adult laughs at her.

collage ! haven’t done this in a while

Quotes for the Signs

Aries : "She's the girl with a fairytale face but her mouth screams like a wolf's"

Taurus : "Her eyes weren't as beautiful as the stars, her eyes were as beautiful as her heart"

Gemini : "I feel like I'm living in this constant state of too much and not enough, like the days are passing by too fast and too slow and I'm always either overwhelmed or empty"

Cancer : "You have galaxies inside your head, stop letting people tell you you cannot shine"

Leo : "She needed a hero so that's what she became"

Virgo : "Maybe she was unreadable because she didn't want to be read"

Libra : "I'm almost never serious, and I'm always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I'm like a collection of paradoxes"

Scorpio : "You wake every morning to fight the same demons that left you so tired the night before, and that, my love, is bravery"

Sagittarius : "Before I am your daughter, your sister, your aunt, niece or cousin, I am my own person and I will not set fire to myself to keep you warm"

Capricorn : "But you see there is a graveyard in my mouth, filled with words that have died on my lips"

Aquarius : "Maybe she isn't your sun but she's your moon, appearing in your darkest nights, never too soon"

Pisces : "Her eyes are pure stars, and her fingers, if they touch you, freeze you to the bone"

There was something in her eyes, stinging, blurring her sight. She could not cry, she would not cry, the worms must never see her weep.