Birbs & Boobs
Last update
2019-01-09 18:08:00

    Considering that tumblr has pretty much blocked me from viewing any blog, including my own therefore preventing me from removing any flagged post that truthfully does break their new guidelines, I’m just gonna stop at 400 or so appeals.

    In the event that my blog is fully nuked by staff who don’t want to read their own guidelines and play by their own rules, if you need me, @harbingerofcookies has my info.


    Dear @staff

    As none of my flagged posts contain any real-life genitals and most do not have any sexual content, I’ll be appealing every, single, one, of them that fits under your own guidelines just to let you know that your system sucks and was a horrible idea. Maybe next time you try something this stupid, it’ll actually follow your own rules.


    Turn on the sound and watch this raven mimic a human voice. This is Mischief the white-necked raven. These ravens are found throughout eastern and southern Africa, and are common near human habitation.  Like all members of the Corvidae family, ravens are extremely intelligent. They use tools to get food if necessary, and can even mimic human speech! (Source)


    Okay but that’s not some Gilbert Gottfried ‘RAAAK POLLY WANNA CRACKER’ this raven actually sounds like a person what the fuck


    Imagine walking into a forest with a bunch of ravens and they start saying some scary messed up stuff “you’re gonna die” and “no one can hear you”. Then it turns out there was a gruesome murder and the Ravens heard it all.