me: Did you see when Tumblr exploded about that one ship -
cole: You mean the Titanic?
munnaprincess (1:48:38 AM): UIMC AKLING
beekkake (1:49:17 AM): IT'S JUST A REALLY WEIRD LINE
munnaprincess (1:49:37 AM): IT KIND OF IS
munnaprincess (1:49:42 AM): I HOPE THE OTHER BOOKS ARE BETTER...
beekkake (1:50:34 AM): in the second book they cut off someone's left boob
beekkake (1:50:38 AM): "eat the mammaries..."
beekkake (1:47:51 AM): that would be so weird.
munnaprincess (1:48:00 AM): it would be yucky
beekkake (1:48:03 AM): to have someone hand you a bloody sack.
beekkake (1:48:08 AM): and jsut whisper
munnaprincess (1:48:10 AM): GOD
munnaprincess (1:48:11 AM): FGOG
munnaprincess (1:48:11 AM): DKSJD
beekkake (1:48:14 AM): "eat them. eat the sack?"
i think i just connected to tavros
You: HEY FUCKASS.
Stranger: imma girl
You: GOOD FOR YOU.
You: DO YOU WANT A FUCKING MEDAL?
Stranger: uhh hold on im fingering my self
Stranger: uhh uhhhh uhh
You: NEED HELP WITH THAT?
Stranger: uhh im bleeding uhh i poped my cherry
Stranger: im cuming
You: FUCK, SHOULD I GRAB A BUCKET.
Stranger: uhh my nipples are getting hard uhh
You: THIS IS MOVING KIND OF FAST FOR ME.
Stranger: uhh my pussy hurts
You: YOUR WHAT.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[10:32:32 PM] cordell: 間祝詞氏楽とくにか
[10:32:40 PM] cordell: 楽とくにか くいりせ
[10:32:43 PM] cordell: 楽みらららららららららららららららららららららららららら
[10:32:45 PM] cordell: ちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちちち
[10:32:51 PM] chelsey: あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
[10:32:54 PM] cordell: はははははははははなななななななななななななななそそそそそそそそそそそのののののののののののののののののののののののののののの
on M rated tetris fanfictions
[8:09:03 PM] chelsey: I didn't want the experience to be one-sided, so I let her stop and I touched her bottom pixel for a bit. She grunted a few times and made comments on how she was sorry she hadn't done this sooner.
It was time. As bottom pixel met bottom pixel, we both moaned in delight.
[8:09:36 PM] cordell: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[8:09:41 PM] cordell: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
[10:25:34 PM] cordell: i dont know how to stop it im sorry
[10:25:42 PM] chelsey: ：（
[10:25:59 PM] chelsey: United Relationship by PatrickStumpGurl
Two dragons have been separated. Once they meet again love starts to blossom between the two reptiles. But they aren't really dragons but something else
[10:26:03 PM] chelsey: ｊｄｊｆｈｈｆｈｆ
[10:26:09 PM] chelsey: おかｙ
[10:26:16 PM] chelsey: Pure Bliss by PatrickStumpGurl
Patrick comes to visit Dani, she has a little surprise for him. What's waiting for him in the bedroom?
[10:26:20 PM] cordell: "why"??? I DONT KNOW
[10:26:28 PM] cordell: I DONT' KNOW DANI WHAT IS WAITING IN THE BEDROOM
[10:26:45 PM] chelsey: S H い Ｔ
teacher: you will be assorted into groups
me: oh ok
and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.
Roxy: You're imposibsly fast, and strong. *impossibly
ur robotic and cold. Your font changes color, and sometimes you speak like – like you're from a diffrent teim. You never eat or drink anything. You don't sleep. How old r you?
Roxy: How long have you been 13
AR: [pause] A while.
Roxy: I kow what you are. *know
Say it. Out loud. Say it.
AR: I'm glasses
ricardio: what was ur fav part
[1:38:27 AM] no im dualscarf: the book
[1:38:33 AM] no im dualscarf: c is for cooking
[1:38:33 AM] no im dualscarf: my fav
[1:39:57 AM] ricardio: c is for condom
[1:40:02 AM] ricardio: c is for chelsey
[1:40:05 AM] ricardio: c is for cat
[1:40:15 AM] ricardio: c is for cake
[1:40:23 AM] no im dualscarf: c is for crocker
[1:40:30 AM] ricardio: c is for cock
[1:40:40 AM] ricardio: c is for crapping
[1:41:11 AM] no im dualscarf: c is for caligulasaquarium
[1:42:24 AM] ricardio: c is for cuttlefishupmybutt
[1:42:36 AM] no im dualscarf: lkJFDLK;J;LKGJA
[1:42:36 AM] no im dualscarf: DEWPIKOJG
[1:42:38 AM] no im dualscarf: SDLGRJOVI]GIEJORGJRELRKF
[1:42:38 AM] no im dualscarf: K
[1:42:38 AM] no im dualscarf: DFKDS
[12:47:26 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): wait 14 is like that to everythin
[12:47:33 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): 3: I WILL KILL YOU
[12:47:36 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): 14: whats happenin
[12:47:44 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): 3: cmere 14 lemme smooch ya
[12:47:47 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): 14: whats happenin
[12:47:51 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): 3: r u pregnant
[12:47:54 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): 14: whats happenin
[12:47:56 AM] Toasty Bread: SDKJSKJSDSDKJSDKJDSJKDSJK
[12:48:01 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): 3: *died*
[12:48:03 AM] Toasty Bread: I'MGOING TO DIELAUGHINSFJKkj
[12:48:04 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): 14: whats happenin
[12:48:17 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): 3: *open coffin funeral*
[12:48:21 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): 14: whats happenin
[12:48:25 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): ....5 months later...
[12:48:28 AM] faye (◡‿◡✿): 14: hey where's 3
[6:35:23 AM] Kaliska: fdlkh sorry i didn't answer for once i didn't space out
[6:35:40 AM] Kaliska: my sister just chased me around the house because i woke her up by ringing a bell in her ear she's so upset
[6:36:54 AM] carcinoGeneticist: I'm not surprised
[6:36:57 AM] carcinoGeneticist: Why did you do that?
[6:37:14 AM] Kaliska: because
[6:37:20 AM] Kaliska: mom said "wake your sister up"
[6:37:35 AM] Kaliska: so i agreed because i use unconventional methods to wake people up
[6:37:52 AM] Kaliska: 3/4 methods make the person i'm trying to wake up severely angry
[6:38:03 AM] Kaliska: like i'll jump on the bed they're in
[6:38:22 AM | Edited 6:38:28 AM] Kaliska: or i'll just lie down on them and start shaking while screaming "EARTHQUAKE!!"
me and ethan have good productive conversations
[12:44:50 AM] munna princess: bark
[12:44:53 AM] Ethan: meow
[12:44:57 AM] munna princess: bark
[12:46:37 AM] Ethan: puts butt in ur face
[12:46:48 AM] munna princess: bites
[12:46:53 AM] Ethan: omfg
[12:46:54 AM] munna princess: the butt?/??????????
[12:46:57 AM] Ethan: RUDE