pancakeke

god I never posted how bright and blue the sonic tree is at night

pancakeke

you can sense something is wrong as you begin heading downstairs and see this unsettling blue glow

approaching the tree, everything is bathed in blue. it's hard to see any of the decorations on the tree

eggman will go on top

official-kircheis

hey jess do you have a geiger counter, just asking, no reason

pancakeke

yeah but it wouldn't shut up so I took the batteries out

yup.. mhm hmmmmmm yea ok yup gotcha

revolutionaryletters

as someone who grew up in an interfaith family it’s time to take a stance on christmas/hannukah cards. the best ones are for sure the ones where santa is gay married to a hasidic man

revolutionaryletters

like. slay.

ughreallycutecryptid

I wonder if I've ever been in anyone's unrealistic romantic fantasy

untitledinstinct

Actually curious.

Anon open.

Let me know what they are (if you're comfortable)

Anon is open

tlirsgender

Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times

tlirsgender

"What's your new years resolution" Survive. Ask me again when I'm not vitamin d deficient

werewolftits

mutuals let me in

werewolftits

let me inside mutuals

werewolftits

mutualsssss :( im cold let me in

writing-prompt-s

You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.

flaredownapp

Three cats died after their owners used an anti-inflammatory cream used to treat arthritis. The Food and Drug Administration warns to keep drugs away from pets; a tiny bit can be toxic.

Important for spoonies with cats! Creams with Flurbiprofen are fatal to cats. Brands that use this chemical (Not a complete list): Myoflex Traumeel Capzasin If you have cats, check your pain relieving cream for this, and keep them from ingesting it, please!

strixus

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/mobileart.asp?articlekey=694

ksiouxw

Oh no! Boosting for all cat owners.

feuervogel

All NSAIDs are toxic to cats - this includes ibuprofen (Advil/Motrin), Aleve (naproxen), Voltaren – which also comes in a gel form – (diclofenac), Mobic (meloxicam), aspirin… If you’re unsure, ask your pharmacist or check drugs.com.

Signed, your friendly local former pharmacist

verylostpenguin

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

verylostpenguin

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

verylostpenguin

I thought I’d let you know how they’ve been getting on during lockdown, so here’s some of the FaceTime conversation from today:

“My goodness, the way technology is advancing - in 20 years we’ll be able to shake hands through the screen!”

“Rex, I don’t think we’ll be here in 20 years.”

“Well you can make your own plans, I shall only be 109.”

verylostpenguin

What’s up friends, it’s been 3 years, grandpa has made it to 88 and they’ve been married 62.5 years! Please enjoy another instalment:

Grandpa: the new packs are.. it’s.. what is it. It self destructs

Grandma : biodegradable, Rex.

milf-adjacent

Please note the date on this comic.

dragonfire814

Give it up for a real hero of our times

azzandra

I recognize him from the VLC icon.

ibtisams

I don’t know if people here have been talking about the #1 song in Israel right now “Charbu Darbu” is an Israeli war anthem that calls for the destruction of Gaza and for the IOF to kill “terrorists” Bella Hadid, Dua Lipa and Mia Khalifa

Beyond the disgusting lyrics, it is very telling that Israel will say that “from the river to the sea Palestine will be free” is calling for a genocide, but they celebrate a song with lyrics that are a call to action for people to encourage the ongoing genocide in Palestine.