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2021-09-19 02:04:30
    heedra

    i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

    anmorata

    im going to make this brb

    anmorata

    okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it

    diagnosis: it tastes?

    weaver-z

    I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

    weaver-z

    Currently moving my brunette wife and our dejected children into an abandoned ghost factory for a fresh start

    weaver-z

    Honey, don't worry about our daughter's new habit of standing in front of the security camera in her playroom and murmuring about bones every night. That's probably just something women do

    weaver-z

    Why shouldn't our son play in the pitch black sub-basement that was walled shut with bricks until I started renovations? He's a growing boy

    weaver-z

    Finally caving to my wife's irrational fear and typing "ghosts?" into the Google search bar

    death2america

    I know this is probably more serious but I like to imagine someone at the FTC was just pissed they couldn't get their ice cream at McDonald's

    red-faced-wolf

    So it’s McDonald’s sabotaging and extorting franchises and not just lazy workers?

    death2america

    No, not everything is always lazy workers sorry.

    red-faced-wolf

    I’ve asked for a shake at a Burger King and I’ve literally been told they don’t feel like it so I wouldn’t be surprised

    death2america

    I'm sorry but that's fucking hilarious

    skipperdamned

    Yeah you don't sound like you deserve a shake tbh

    pissbunn

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    bogleech

    They’re also chordates, like us vertebrates! Their embryos have basically the same anatomy as ours, but the notochord, the part that becomes our spinal column, just remains a notochord until they’re ready to become a jelly bag forever. Then they digest the notochord as well as their own brain because they won’t need either of them.

    totallynotagentphilcoulson

    So fucking jealous right now these little bastards get to just live their best life meanwhile I gotta drive 40 miles to work each morning and pay taxes

    villainsactivist

    “Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand

    zombieporno

    “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” (Oscar Wilde)