That guy, from FF
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2023-12-07 13:17:35

    god I never posted how bright and blue the sonic tree is at night


    you can sense something is wrong as you begin heading downstairs and see this unsettling blue glow

    approaching the tree, everything is bathed in blue. it's hard to see any of the decorations on the tree

    eggman will go on top


    hey jess do you have a geiger counter, just asking, no reason


    yeah but it wouldn't shut up so I took the batteries out


    You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.


    Frankly, you’d known those idiots had had a kid for years now. You’d pretended not to, because while you’d committed a lot of atrocities in your life, you weren’t willing to face the moral quandary of whether you would knowingly kill a child just to spite its parents.

    They probably thought they were being clever though, what with the blaming you for an injury you knew damn well you’d never given keeping one of them out of commission for a few months, then references to what they would ‘leave behind’ or ‘could not follow’ when in the latest death trap. One of them had accidentally pulled a pacifier out of their utility belt once, and tried to pass it off as being prepared for any young children they came across while rescuing.


    Still, you had standards. Standards that fell somewhere past war crimes and before common decency, but they were standards.


    Three cats died after their owners used an anti-inflammatory cream used to treat arthritis. The Food and Drug Administration warns to keep drugs away from pets; a tiny bit can be toxic.

    Important for spoonies with cats! Creams with Flurbiprofen are fatal to cats. Brands that use this chemical (Not a complete list): Myoflex Traumeel Capzasin If you have cats, check your pain relieving cream for this, and keep them from ingesting it, please!


    Oh no! Boosting for all cat owners.


    All NSAIDs are toxic to cats - this includes ibuprofen (Advil/Motrin), Aleve (naproxen), Voltaren – which also comes in a gel form – (diclofenac), Mobic (meloxicam), aspirin… If you’re unsure, ask your pharmacist or check drugs.com.

    Signed, your friendly local former pharmacist


    It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are


    I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man


    I thought I’d let you know how they’ve been getting on during lockdown, so here’s some of the FaceTime conversation from today:

    “My goodness, the way technology is advancing - in 20 years we’ll be able to shake hands through the screen!”

    “Rex, I don’t think we’ll be here in 20 years.”

    “Well you can make your own plans, I shall only be 109.”


    What’s up friends, it’s been 3 years, grandpa has made it to 88 and they’ve been married 62.5 years! Please enjoy another instalment:

    Grandpa: the new packs are.. it’s.. what is it. It self destructs

    Grandma : biodegradable, Rex.


    I don’t know if people here have been talking about the #1 song in Israel right now “Charbu Darbu” is an Israeli war anthem that calls for the destruction of Gaza and for the IOF to kill “terrorists” Bella Hadid, Dua Lipa and Mia Khalifa

    Beyond the disgusting lyrics, it is very telling that Israel will say that “from the river to the sea Palestine will be free” is calling for a genocide, but they celebrate a song with lyrics that are a call to action for people to encourage the ongoing genocide in Palestine.