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AH,ENTP,Hufflepuff, Sometimes I write,Sometimes I draw,Mostly I sleep,

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2015-12-26 01:34:37

    <><>STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!

  • <>“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
  • <>“I had good intentions, I did it for a reason.
  • <>“We’re done. I’m done. This ends right now. You’re a monster.”
  • <>“I trusted you!”
  • <>“Is that supposed to scare me?”
  • <>“Put the knife down.
  • <>“You were right. As per usual.”
  • <>“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
  • <>“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
  • <>“Why protect my reputation? I’m a dead man either way.”
  • <>“You think you know me, as others think they know you.
  • <>“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
  • <>“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
  • <>“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
  • <>“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
  • <>“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
  • <>“I was prepared for anything, except for what ensued.”
  • <>“The story lingers on, but the version that is drawn is twisted,.”
  • <>“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
  • <>“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
  • <>“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
  • <>“There are two sides to every story.
  • <>“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
  • <>“What made me think that I could get away with such a plot?”
  • <>“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
  • <>“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
  • <>“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
  • <>“I’ll never be a hero.”
  • <>“How much money do you have on you?”
  • <>“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
  • <>“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
  • <>“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”
  • <>“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
  • <>“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
  • <>“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
  • <>“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
  • <>“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
  • <>“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
  • <>“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
  • <>“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
  • <>“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
  • <>“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
  • <>“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
  • <>“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
  • <>“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
  • <>“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. Im not.”
  • <>“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
  • <>“My dog licks better than you do.”
  • <>“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
  • <>“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
  • <>“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
  • <>“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
  • <>“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
  • <>“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
  • <>“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
  • <>“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
  • <>“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
  • <>“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
  • <>“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
  • <>“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
  • <>“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
  • <>“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”
  • <>“What is that!?”
  • <>“Oh my god, were you shot!?”
  • <>“Give me the gun. Now.”
  • <>“Hello? Anyone in there?
  • <><>FOR TEXTERS;<>

  • <>[text] This is upsetting.
  • <>[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
  • <>[text] She said that to you? Why?
  • <>[text] Please come back. I miss you.
  • <>[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
  • <>[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
  • <>[text] …did you just send me a nude?
  • <>[text] I don’t know why I said that.
  • <>[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
  • <>[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
  • <>[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
  • <>[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
  • <>[text] Please. I need this so badly.
  • <>[text] I trust you completely.
  • <>[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
  • <>[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
  • <>[text] She lost it. She completely lost it.
  • <>[text] Please? I love you.
  • <>[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
  • <>[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
  • <>[text] I never meant to hurt you.
  • <>[text] You’re cute.
  • <>[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
  • <>[text] Fuck off.
  • <>[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.
  • <>[text] Why should I believe you?