My language app, trying to be helpful: Du
The ghost of Till Lindemann haunting my brain: DU HAST
everyone, reading this post: DU HAST MICH
Today my son asked, “Can you lend me a book mark?”
I immediately burst into tears.
12 years old and he doesn’t know my name is Jeff.
Oh I’m sorry couldn’t see ya there. I was just too busy mmmmmblockin out the haters
this is superior humor
i think it’s an interesting setting for bruce springsteen songs but at the end of the day i’m glad america isn’t a real place
when your hips don’t lie like they used to before
Op you’ve singlehandedly given me three broken limbs with this
This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.
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