I think they got the message
Meirl
Yeah honestly unless I’m expecting a call and I know what it’s about I’m gonna let it go to voice mail.
If it’s important, they’ll leave a message and I can text or possibly call them back.
50% I just don’t like talking on the phone, 50% anxiety because I don’t know what it’s about (like when someone says “I need to talk to you about something” and gives ZERO context / tone / body language clues)
https://youtu.be/Z-IcTaUMbdg
Make a ham sandwhich with them
Play squeak sounds as you pull it out. Keep fake blood capsule in cheek. Do it fast.
Or! Do it slowly at a distance.
I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.
AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE
for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis
To all the girls who “Love adventures”
A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure
If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin
Depending on where you live, a trip to 7-11 most definitely can be a harrowing adventure.
This embodies 2020
Naturally Erupted Elephant Rock in Heimaey in Iceland
I’ve often seen pictures of the elephant’s head, and have been amazed by it every time. But I’d never seen the picture from above, showing the whole body/tail and trunk. It’s incredible from this angle, and am convinced it is a real ancient mega elephant turned to stone by a dark or benevolent force long forgotten.
AKA this fucks me up
https://www.theverge.com/2020/7/2/21311332/bmw-in-car-purchase-heated-seats-software-over-the-air-updates
BMW is going all-in on in-car microtransactions
Would you want to "subscribe" to heated seats?
since manufacturers have won the battle to make it so you don't own your cars anymore, they're now taking the next step and monetizing it further
expect this to become new industry standard
