let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

I have a big tool now 😏

I miss when computers and websites were just wildly customizable in ridiculous ways. when I was a kid I was messing around and randomly found a little running horse cursor that was just there for some reason and changed the hourglass to that. and then got yelled at by my dad because he assumed I’d downloaded it off the internet but yknow.

nobody does shit like that anymore. I can’t just put “the 5th moon of jupiter” as my facebook location anymore because they decided to be killjoys so they could stalk people better and windows won’t let you customize your whole interface in stupid ways and they treat their user base like idiots.

like not to be a salty old man but there’s no joy in it anymore I’m just resigned that even if I customize shit I’ll still be forced to install the next mandatory update that will put it all back to its pristine bullshit original state and also break my system volume control for some reason.

thebutchersdaughter

What was the meaning of life for the gnat that just flew into my eyeball and died

making-it-brother

The gnat:

Typical cat behaviour

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Gun store employee handed me the 4473 and was about to explain it but said “you know what to do. If you mess up, I’m going to make fun of you.”

rose pattern

The Great Pyramid of Giza
Ukraine-based photographer Alexander Ladanivskyy using a drone shot The Great Pyramid of Giza from different altitudes creating a visually stunning zoom in.

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theun--sj

Maybe next time don't burn people at the stake for random bullshit