c3rvida3

Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

Odds are he’s more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I’m trans first? What then, coward?

musashi

Dick or no dick, this post has some of the biggest dick energy I have ever seen.

thebutchriarchy-deactivated2019

Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008

arbitraryimposition

I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.

when-in-doubt-sing

Also look at her body. The double hips. The asymetrical boobs. She’s thin, but she’s realistic as hell. That’s a real woman.

And the look in her eyes. Damn.

jacquez45

in case you ever need to show someone a picture of a nonsexualized nude woman, here’s one for you.

kirschade

“breaking mcu news: guy with metal arm makes thunder god dude w/ missing eye experience existential crisis

oh and also there’s a war going on”

inspired by this

viperbranium

@relenafanel @ellebeesknees I’M CHOKING

thanos u big purple bitch turn on ya location i just wanna talk

This is what Mars would look like if it had Earth like oceans and life. Kevin Gill, a software engineer living in New Hampshire, made these projections.  

Diver suspended in current. (Source)

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

lovelymelz3

I love this 💕

tamarrud

Learn to defend against a bigot grabbing your hijab from behind!

In this post-election hate-crime spike, self defense is more important than ever. Practice this move until it becomes muscle memory and teach your body to react before thinking.

(via Zee Abdulla)

blueandbluer

Signal boost. Anyone know if this would work equally as well if he grabbed with his other hand? I feel it wouldn’t, but it’s still better than nothing.

witchymoonhag

If the attacker used the other hand, then the woman wearing the hijab could use the opposite arm than is shown. SO PRACTICE BOTH SIDES.

Also please note the position of her arm on his. It’s not on the elbow but just above it. That is will be important for the submission. The grip on her hand is important as well. It looks like she is using a monkey grip where the thumb stays with the fingers of the hand instead of wrapping around. It protects your thumb from being broken and can be a stronger grip in general.

But yes, practice practice practice practice

witchymoonhag

Btw, if you click on her name, Zee Abdulla, in the post it takes you to her Facebook where she has another video for a defense for a front hijab grab.

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

noahisahuman

YOU’RE WELCOME

discourse-senpai

do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

supahjewelz

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

fintonmusic

I’m crying

impactprincess

Omgomg

I love my friends!!!

mrs-n-uzumaki

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

skipperthekangaroo

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

mrs-n-uzumaki

You just made my post 200% better.

jennytrout

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

dean-and-samwinchester

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

spoonmeb

oooooooooogurl

sodomymcscurvylegs

Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:

adarlans-sassmaster

Wait what

sixpenceee

A picture demonstrating how smoke is particulate matter suspended in air.

shimesukashima

The beauty of the fog

123beme

soulmates never pie

lmao last time i was on this account, i was straight