daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

Love the puns from Pun Hub

i stan that grandma

I am screAMING

take it

admin: this one is good actually

Never underestimate the powers that cat

you. awe. <>vawid.

*is the heathen of the family*

Tiny furry philosopher

Nobody:

The old lady from Freaky Friday:

I dunno about y’all but if I had the power to force difficult customers to switch bodies simply to cause problems on purpose I’d do it in a heartbeat too

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

lobster-senpai

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

davestrider123

I’m so happy tbh

notblurryface

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

TIP OF THE DAY: control how you respond to things sent to destroy your peace.

just in case:

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Not half bad for my first embroidery attempt, and that’s a rock fact! 🐸