A large strawberry squid, one of three caught on the last trawl of the Deep-See cruise. Photo: NOAA Fisheries

“The strawberry squid, gets its nickname from the berry-like appearance of its bright-red body speckled with numerous jewel like luminescent photophores ” via @octonation

@ladyswillmart

my followers who have been here since i made this blog in 2012 watching me make zero impact over the course of 8 years:

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

You’ve just changed the fucking game

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Suspender Man card everyone!

this is like a group chat

hmmm

Is that…CHICKEN 

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Look at these hard working water cupcakes!

How DARE you keep this in the tags

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

nappyhurrdontcare

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

nickionthemtittieswhenisignit

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

vandigo

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

thatonequeerkid

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

spobforpresident

why is this so funny

Chris Kenny, ‘Twelve twigs’ 2012
22 x 22 x 3"
construction with found twigs 

This was too brilliant to not share with you all.

my birthday is in july! :)

He’s almost 7 ft long, and as sweet as he is lovely! 

Saturn, 2016 Cave-Dwelling Rat snake (Orthriophis t. ridleyi)

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

It was a simpler time

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before

Love the mrrmphf sound

The cat activation noise. :3

Cat in garden: MMMRRRMMMMAAAAAAAAH??!?!??!?

More cat tarot by popular request

i actually dont think dating a vampire would be fun imagine dating someone 200 years older than you like what do you talk about... steam engines

imagine introducing your vampire boyfriend to your friends and he goes “boy, that movie was a real lollapalooza!” & then starts listing every anti irish slur he knows