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My Irish friend didn’t believe me when I told him that in Florida there is literally a wall of orange juice in every grocery store.

orangejuiceblogging

Florida. My greatest American stronghold. The center of my power.

moriartystayingalive

tumblr user orangejuiceblogging lives up to their name

Sir I cannot make you wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.

born to;

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Sir I cannot make you wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

itsverybeautifulover-there

And SCANDAL WTF

sidizenkane

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy

sidizenkane

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

sidizenkane

Oh my god. DEXTER.

sidizenkane

THE ACTUAL NEWS

hijinksensue

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design.

fieldbears

what is his plan

Sir I cannot make you wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.

Thoughts on Celluloid

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penis-hilton

bye im……..

captainellie

A video posted by Lush Oxford Street (@lushoxfordstreet) on Dec 5, 2016 at 3:45am PST

I really hope you guys are aware that Lush Oxford Street responded to this

tyleroakley

the only good thing to come out of 2016

Lmaooo

bruhhhhhh lmaoo

Even the dolphin looks a little uncomfortable, lol

thatdaytonnigga

“If y'all don’t come get this damn child”

⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰ I can’t

The adventures of CJ

tevruden

Reblogging this again for an update

W I L D

Amazing

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

tkdancer

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

-______-

💐🏰💐

Sorting through the mess that is twitter

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6 years ago

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https://vine.co/v/i0BOI1XjYtL

I’ll show you something you’ve never seen before

I yelled

pbh3

First time experiencing the rain.

wardrobespierre

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT’S THE CUTEST THING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK HOW FUCKIN STOKED SHE IS ABOUT THE RAIN LIKE “THERE’S WATER FALLING OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY RIGHT NOW IS THIS THE REAL LIFE HOLY SHIT THIS IS A W E S O M E” I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS ADORABLE MAGICAL CHILD’S HAPPINESS BULLSHIT BYE