thetrippytrip

    I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

    darthkres

    @tabbran please add lemon man story to this

    themightyglamazon

    That was a wild goddamn ride

    bulph

    god this was worth the read

    aurora-the-kunoichi

    This is amazing

    moist-ache

    I’m in this 😂

    siriuszstar

    Holy fuck this is awesome

    willowchild

    I’m screaming he is such an idiot

    strengthins0lidarity

    Lemon man 😂😂😂

    bloodmancer

    i never want context

    curlicuecal

    Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

    Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

    Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

    ….. :|

    Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

    kyraneko

    Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

    anxious-but-whatever

    Whatthehickityheck