sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

walking a drunk friend like

meatfighter

Come get this dick-fil-a

meatfighter

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

meatfighter

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

landorus

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

rninor

“bend over” “bend what? over”

keepcalmanddrinkwater

O M G 😂😂😩

thetrippytrip

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

darthkres

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

tabbran

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

themightyglamazon

That was a wild goddamn ride

bulph

god this was worth the read

aurora-the-kunoichi

This is amazing

moist-ache

I’m in this 😂

siriuszstar

Holy fuck this is awesome

willowchild

I’m screaming he is such an idiot

strengthins0lidarity

Lemon man 😂😂😂

Bob Ross cares about me

i love it when luke hugs someone and he closes his eyes and he has this sweet lil smile on his face

This is me just in case any of you were wondering. Teeth is a BOP. Oh my God, these boys just keep coming back better and better.

dailystrangerthings

Joe Keery photographed by Samuel Ramirez for Rogue Magazine (Fall 2016)

cxddlyash

b o y pls spare me

if a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to urs and is like “wow ur hands are so big!” she is trying to bang u. just a tip to u all

I must be brave, like Robb, she told herself

Do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes.

lets bring back romanticism im tired of trying to be rational. were all dumb and we all want love

*excuse you sir*

bloodmancer

i never want context

curlicuecal

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

kyraneko

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

anxious-but-whatever

Whatthehickityheck