Me watching a man kill a bug that wasn’t doing anything and wasn’t near him
uh huh fellowship extended edition this morning
sorry i put a collar on your man. yeah the tag says lesbian in training but dont worry about it
no lies detected
scrumbling her
sounds indicative of a much larger issue shawty
a long forgotten fairytale...
viable male employment:
lighting women's cigarettes
gay sex
shivering wet stray dog
maybe i’d love a man if he was a nice charcoal drawing
fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams
[ID: a screencap of Mulder from x-files saying "do you think I'm spooky?" /end ID]
hate to agree w my worst enemy but we share common interests
Four portraits of Anthony Bourdain, 2000-2002
“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand
“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” (Oscar Wilde)
The war crimes are fictional but my annoyance is real.