gjume

this is full of surprises

coughloop

i was so worried we lost this

Me watching a man kill a bug that wasn’t doing anything and wasn’t near him

uh huh fellowship extended edition this morning

sorry i put a collar on your man. yeah the tag says lesbian in training but dont worry about it

starghoul

i wish i was a raccoon sleepin on a log

theprogressivesadist

no lies detected 

2007

scrumbling her

sounds indicative of a much larger issue shawty

ironpour

a long forgotten fairytale...

viable male employment:

lighting women's cigarettes

gay sex

shivering wet stray dog

maybe i’d love a man if he was a nice charcoal drawing

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

seasononedean

happy october!

tlirsgender

[ID: a screencap of Mulder from x-files saying "do you think I'm spooky?" /end ID]

hate to agree w my worst enemy but we share common interests

Four portraits of Anthony Bourdain, 2000-2002

girlcaligula

“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand

zombieporno

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” (Oscar Wilde)

charlesoberonn

The war crimes are fictional but my annoyance is real.