send me asks so i can hold them in bondage in perpetuity
send me asks so i
can hold them in bondage in
perpetuity
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
send me asks so i can hold them in bondage in perpetuity
send me asks so i
can hold them in bondage in
perpetuity
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?
AITA if i've been dead for a while but haven't told my best friend yet because he doesn't seem to have realized i'm a ghost and if he does i'm worried that he'll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i can't bear the thought of losing him?
AITA for killing that guy
actuallyrafa: anyway, the curls WILL BE BACK
Passiflora incarnata
how are people mean to stuffed animals one time i was trying to clean up my room and tried to justify giving away a stuffed animal by saying 'well its a little ugly' and immediately i was just overwhelmed with monstrous guilt and i understood the concept of a catholic hell and i was going there
Why did the men of Breaking Bad fight each other more over Jesse “Cap’n Cook” Pinkman than they did drugs or money or any of that relevant shit… truly the Helen of Troy of methamphetamine production and distribution
need to find a new name for myself that reflects the rich kaleidoscope of who i am as a person. im thinking Mister Sex
I arrive home i get in my corner
The three kinds of bird species name
1. God’s Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
if somone made pixel art of mulch id be very happy boy
throwback to the time i didn’t realize that mulch was the name of someone’s fursona
I still can't fucking get over how cetaceans adapted to spend their entire lives in the water and just never bothered to redevelop water-breathing. there's motherfuckers who spend an hour or more diving and the evolutionary solution is just "breathe a lot on the surface and then lower your heart rate to a near-hibernation level while actively cruising the seafloor for stuff to eat". totally insane solution to one of the oldest solved problems in biology
manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
JOEL MILLER Alignment Chart | insp
Can you do something for me, please?
I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship.
Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another.
Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it.