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    DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN

    ravenclawslibrary

    Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.

    And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”

    knitmeapony

    If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

    28weekslaterhater

    Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.

    knitmeapony

    I heartily endorse this alternative answer.

    thestrangedaysofkrei

    I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”

    1ddfg

    This is prob the best conversation I have read I a long time

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    INTJ PERSONALITY (“THE ARCHITECT”)

    It’s lonely at the top, and being one of the rarest and most strategically capable personality types, INTJs know this all too well. INTJs form just two percent of the population, and women of this personality type are especially rare, forming just 0.8% of the population - it is often a challenge for them to find like-minded individuals who are able to keep up with their relentless intellectualism and chess-like maneuvering. People with the INTJ personality type are imaginative yet decisive, ambitious yet private, amazingly curious, but they do not squander their energy.

    welcome-citizens-of-earth

    Things you only hear in Doctor Who:

    - Good evening, I’m a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.

    - Jadoon platoon upon the moon

    - Put Hitler in the cupboard.

    - There are dinosaurs on a spaceship!

    - You named your daughter… after your daughter.

    - You’re Mr. Thick Thickity Thick-Face from Thicktown Thickania. And so’s your dad!

    - There are soldiers in my house, and I’m in my pants.

    - Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.

    - Welcome to the Church of the Papal Mainframe. Your nudity is appreciated.

    - You’re not mating with me, sunshine.

    - Allons-y Allonso!

    - Don’t drop the banana. It’s a good source of potassium!

    - Santa’s a robot!

    - I’m waving at fat!

    - There’s something else that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go poke it with a stick.

    - I’ve got new kidneys! I don’t like the colour!

    - I bring you air from my lungs!

    - God bless the cactuses!

    - This is my timey wimey detector. Goes ding when there’s stuff.

    - Raxacoricofallapatorious.

    - Don’t be lasagna.

    - Oh baby I’m beating out a samba!

    - I’ll just step inside this police box and arrest myself.

    1ddfg

    So true

    peaceloveandbrittana

    this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

    they are showing them as people

    not as gays and straights

    fejes

    fuckin love this commercial

    theneverendingdrums

    can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

    fuckin useless husbands

    burairium

    they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

    they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

    cyrilmusic

    this post got better

    1ddfg

    This is amazing