me: *has a puny human emotion*
blue whale: you are like a little baby. feel this
blue whale: *telepathically shares it’s emotions with me and I fucking explode*
What she says: I'm fine.
What she means: It's actually complete bullshit that Rock Lee wasn't the main character in Naruto. In a world full of super-human characters aided by powerful hereditary techniques, powerful jutsu powers and fueled by demons, a story centered around a boy who has none of those advantages, but can still go toe-to-toe with some of the most powerful characters in the series through hard work alone and the dedication of his teacher, this would have been a refreshing take on shonen manga and it's a shame he didn't get as much focus.
sanji: *chops a carrot*
op fandom: look at this foreshadowing.... he's using a knife to destroy something, clearly showing his upbringing as an assassin, obviously he learnt how to use the knife in order to kill, it's symbolic of how his family wants him to use knives to destroy but instead he uses it to provide food for others, clearly oda planned this all along...
What Sasuke says: stop following me around leave me the fuck alone oh my god you are so fucking annoying I hate you you blonde whiskered fuck
What Naruto hears: i love you there is still hope for us you can save me come to me i'm not an asshat i'm your friend lets bake a cake made of rainbows and sunshine
signs that are perceived as calm but are actual angry little demons inside: cancer, virgo, pisces, taurus, gemini
signs that are perceived as angry but are actually calm inside: scorpio, sagittarius, aquarius, leo
I do what I want: libra
Raging fire breathing dragon at all times: capricorn, aries
NASA: We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace.
Alien: Hey humans, you sound nice.
NASA: Haha thanks. You should come over :)
Alien: Uhhh, what? Our technology isn't advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.
NASA: Aww damn. SO what are you doing?
ALien: Ummm, just like... operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?
NASA: But what would you be doing if I was there haha ;)