My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for

meanplastic

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

thelovelybones124

This isn’t even an exaggeration

queenfaithmarie

This🙄🙄🙄

“Why is love intensified by absence?”

— Audrey Niffenegger

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

trashboat

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

krafteasymac

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

twilightown

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

the-husbando

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

thorffour-deactivated20190920

Before vs After Adoption

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sheilikhal

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

askher4

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

ohteenscanrelate

“Eat like you love yourself. Move like you love yourself. Speak like you love yourself. Act like you love yourself.”

— Tara Stiles
(via ohteenscanrelate)

shaydee604

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

alskgirl

holy shit

punch-a-your-buns

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

prozacmorning

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

hailingfrequencies

was not expecting that handstand jfc

annoyedmccoy

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

annoyedmccoy

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

jurassicbarnes

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

why is yikes plural. why so many yike

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life