someone should hire me as a goon i keep all my work passwords next to my work computer in an open notebook
I’ll have you also carry an easy to loot/pickpocket note with all our evil plans written down on it
thanks boss. i promise to not get stealth killed after loudly announcing i’m going on my smoke break. in the poorly lit alley
Hey me and some of the other goons were gonna talk about passwords in the red barrel room, you in?
boy am i!
welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?
Okay here’s all the pictures I have of the NPC I turned into Tom Cruise
me at the crack of dawn setting up my fishing rod
Send a type or two.
Normal: I love you.
Fighting: I’d fight you.
Flying: I’d date you.
Poison: I’m envious of you.
Ground: I want to meet you in real life.
Rock: I can relate to what you’ve gone through.
Bug: You bug me sometimes.
Ghost: You scare me sometimes.
Steel: I think you’re strong.
Fire: I think you’re hot.
Water: I think you’re cool.
Grass: I think you’ve grown a lot.
Electric: You surprise me sometimes.
Psychic:We have a lot in common.
Ice: I want to be closer to you.
Dragon: I think youre amazing.
Dark: I’d fuck you.
Fairy: I think you’re cute.
the only language tumblr understands is backlash and escalation which is why the jokes rule and the discourse sucks