pissvortextelling therapist that i’m feeling very femcel lainpilled lately and they prescribe me enough ketamine to kill a thoroughbred
uprising-trollsthe other night my friends and i played around with phasmophobia’s local in game chat
featuring pepsiman
zantthe fact that it’s muffled because they’re upstairs made me scream laugh
memory-lane-42PEPSI MAN
persepinetreewent to the thrift store today there were so many textures there (affectionate)(derogatory)
persepinetreeme, touching a shirt: hee hee hoo hoo texture :D
me, touching a different shirt: OH NO A TEXTURE D:
ambulatoryhoodie
mrspidernonbinary bisexual? thats just gay in all directions. goodnight
lavendruidicPretending there's no material difference between same-sex and opposite-sex attraction doesn't magically make it so. 😊
princessbentoso true the material difference between your mom and your dad last night really illuminated this for me
Goat from Mario Kart 7
froody
ovur
decadent-hagThey fucking cancelled ARTHUR?!??!?!
gunsandfireandshit
unclefatheri thought you meant arthur did something problematic
anyway trans and nonbinary bisexuals are hot and sexy and beautiful and always right
houseofscout
hellenthetenderness
danisontnonfire
alyssajamie
skylarthememequeen52THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.
catboykafkaevil bisexual sex with my evil bisexual boyfriend
catboykafkaevil bisexual sex with my evil bisexual girlfriend
transssminecraftklungoevil bisexual sex with my evil bisexual partner
seasoning-city
stinkyhat
lezzyharpy
clowncomputingdark twitter show me the proship killings
statictayonce again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally
dragonfox-in-a-teacupIt's called networking babe
youvebeenlivingfictionalwhen Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it
beekirbyThis guy deserves a fucking Oscar
juicedoesthingsWhy did you keep the ending in. What’s going to happen to Odie
everyone stop recognizing the british monarch and her stupid family challenge. like bitch who even are you? "the" queen? ok.. all women are queens. go work the fields
teenjournalistA fly has died in the windowsill of a suburban two-story house
zapgiga