@2014phan
ASsthetic

Mandy. 23. Vancouver, Canada. Phan af. Multifandom. I don't bite. Much.

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2020-07-10 06:03:44
    celticpyro

    Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

    If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

    Do you even have to be getting married

    Are they gonna check

    Damn it sure is

    awful-brew

    “we invited an eccentric billionaire to our fake wedding in the hopes of getting a free present, but then they said they would come and now we have to have an actual fake wedding for them to attend.”