If better things come to those who wait, then procrastination is a virtue (source)

some parents will really be like: “i am going to make a joke that directly references my child’s insecurities, and worse, i am going to do it in public to other people, therefore exposing those insecurities to others” and then turn around and be like “hayden doesn’t really talk to me anymore. they’re so angry all the time and i don’t know why. i am perfect. this is bc of social media.”

Photography by Keartona

Aerial attack! 

(via)

everythingfox

That is his battle helmet

edderkopper

@cargopantsman​

EGG HELMET

JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

There’s a big difference between being an essential worker, and your boss not caring for your wellbeing.

“Be patient and tough; one day this pain will be useful to you.”

— Ovid, The Metamorphoses

bemusedlybespectacled

This is actually, non-ironically, a great way of asking about benefits and company culture without asking about those things directly.

tilthat

TIL Vikings used the bones of slain animals when smithing new weapons believing this would enchant the weapon with the animals spirit. This actually made the weapons stronger because the carbon in the bones coupled with the iron made a primitive version of steel.

via ift.tt

skelegun

Fuck off egghead it’s because of bone magic.

wolf359

Easy there. They were just explaining how the bone spirit magic worked.

clarinetnerd17

Do I…. Do I use my instrument for this?

durnesque-esque

I mean, it’d be 10,000x funnier if the clarinet player assigned just stood up and started screaming.

day 5 of quarantine, I’ve run out of fabric and have had to resort to cross stitching this old strainer. Turned out pretty good I think! by Skittle_kittle

pedropvscal

“Goodnight and great love to you. We see the same stars.”

— George Mallory, from a letter to his wife Ruth during the 1921 Everest Reconnaissance Expedition (via archaeologicals)