CUT THE SHIT.

it's the way we've normalized period pain when it's mostly not normal. i literally didn't even know people could have periods without pain until my mom said she's never had a cramp ever

futagnarly

the little dry leaves swirling around in a circle on the pavement look so happy

futagnarly

the breeze has stopped so they're having a nap now. all tuckered out from playing

maybe this silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence

Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.

headspace-hotel

so mad that our takeaway from the mask thing hasn’t been “wait, so we could have been getting like 80% fewer colds and viruses this entire time?”

headspace-hotel

We really just accepted that “yeah, every several months we just feel like shit and do nothing but lay in bed for a week while so much snot pours out of our face holes that we have to keep 27 wads of tissue within arm’s reach” even though the solution was not only simple and easy but also offered infinite possibilities for fashionable accessorizing. I hate it here

headspace-hotel

i’m never going to stop wearing a mask in the winter time because 1) colds and flu, obviously 2) my lips don’t get chapped and bleed in the winter anymore. This is revolutionary. 3) it’s actually just common sense to wear a badass goth wolf skull mask in your day to day life??

now I can wear whatever clothes I want and people will still know I’m cool and goth

bemusedlybespectacled

“oh no everyone not getting the flu for two years is going to make people’s immune systems weak and flu season will be worse!”

1) that’s not how the immune system works. 2) masking killed some strains of the flu because there was no one to pass it on to. we have the ability to MAKE VIRUSES EXTINCT with masks but oh noooo we have to worry about a piece of fabric on our faces. spare me.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s this: We all want everything to be okay. We don’t even wish so much for fantastic or marvelous or outstanding. We will happily settle for okay, because most of the time, okay is enough.

Every Day, David Levithan (b. 7 September 1972)

shortace

Museum and gallery staff - and visitors, if you’ve ever witnessed a weird one - what are some of the bizarre responses you’ve had from a guest after you’ve asked/reminded/told them not to touch the exhibits?

I’ve had:

mortalkombat4

headphones are an epic invention. like yes i am in my little bubble listening to music that you can’t hear

the-a-j-universe

I am shielded from your thoughts AND mine

theartmuseumofficer-xp

Stop asking how much the art costs. All you need to know is it costs a lot and you shouldn't touch it. Just appreciate it and move on.

art-thropologist

Also, jokingly asking to buy it is not funny. Stop.

Ive had this saved in my phone since April