That is his battle helmet

@cargopantsman​

EGG HELMET

<>JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

There’s a big difference between being an essential worker, and your boss not caring for your wellbeing.

“Be patient and tough; one day this pain will be useful to you.”

— Ovid, The Metamorphoses

This is actually, non-ironically, a great way of asking about benefits and company culture without asking about those things directly.

TIL Vikings used the bones of slain animals when smithing new weapons believing this would enchant the weapon with the animals spirit. This actually made the weapons stronger because the carbon in the bones coupled with the iron made a primitive version of steel.

via ift.tt

Fuck off egghead it’s because of bone magic.

Easy there. They were just explaining how the bone spirit magic worked.

Do I…. Do I use my instrument for this?

I mean, it’d be 10,000x funnier if the clarinet player assigned just stood up and started screaming.

day 5 of quarantine, I’ve run out of fabric and have had to resort to cross stitching this old strainer. Turned out pretty good I think! by Skittle_kittle

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“Goodnight and great love to you. We see the same stars.”

— George Mallory, from a letter to his wife Ruth during the 1921 Everest Reconnaissance Expedition (via archaeologicals)

If nothing else, hopefully this pandemic will make people realise they can actually work from home and pointless rush hours into cities will be alleviated somewhat

<>Work: Yes, we secure this multimillion dollar piece of art with a bicycle lock.