when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

This is so

Unnecessary

Me when it is someone’s birthday but I decide to be the little shit I am

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ 

I take walk-ins, please form a line.

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

I regret posting this so much

lil matt damon SNAPPED

fuckcornflakes

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

the finger points 😭😭

1-800-lem-nade

GOOD MORNTING! BABY MATT DAMON WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND THAT DAY.

<>Sometimes all you need is a little splash of colour.

me, coming back to my senses: I……really ate all that bread…….