Female. 23. Taurus♉️

I'm going to make mom jokes the new dad jokes. I also like pretty things.

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2020-04-28 08:48:25

    oh shit I took a wrong turn at Michaels and wandered directly into the dragon aisle send help

    goddammit It's everything I ever wanted out of a monster toy as a child right down to the eyeburning metallic color scheme

    I think I'm going to have to take this one home.

    THEIR NAME IS DENNIS AND ALL THEY DO IS EAT HOT CHIP AND LIE

    Do they get along with Wexter though? O:

    <>YEAH.

    Hey kids, not to be a party pooping adult, but if you start noticing signs of having an addictive personality/tendencies at a young age, be really careful when experimenting with alcohol, marijuana, or nicotine (and other illegal drugs, which I would encourage you to avoid entirely; and medicinal drugs like opioids acquired after a surgery).

    Like, if you can’t tear yourself away from a video game, even to make it to an important event on time? Addictive tendencies.

    If you keep spending your allowance money on those funny collectibles or new shoes even when you promise yourself you’re going to save it? Addictive tendencies.

    If you find yourself unable to resist and manage food cravings, or frequently overeating even when it makes you feel bad? Addictive tendencies.

    Be aware of yourself, kids. Be cautious and don’t be anybody’s fool. I love you, be safe!

    This shit is still funny

    Lmao what the hell!

    lordespino

    Lmfao fuck that’s me

    Why was he in jail?

    @illmaticraj right now

    baiganchokah

    Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

    Facts

    Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

    blackgiornogiovanna

    Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo