ronandhermy

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

hip-hip-bourree

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

odinsnotwearingmakeup

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

im-the-swamp-witch

Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

bongwaterjello

THAT’S THE ONE

cawcawoedipus

If you didn’t have an ancient Egyptian phase, you had an Ancient Greek phase. That’s the law. You had to have one of the two. And sometimes you had both.

George of the Jungle (1997)

Shoutout to Rugrats for not only having Christmas episodes, but also Kwanzaa, Chanukah, and Passover episodes

alienpapacy

me: *has a puny human emotion*

blue whale: you are like a little baby. feel this

blue whale: *telepathically shares it’s emotions with me and I fucking explode*

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

“someone else could do it better than me” not relevant babe, no one else is gonna do it. You can’t do a mediocre job if you’re the only one doing it

rebellionofthecattle

The tags are impeccable.

verydaftrpgideas

be the dm you want to see

Mei to her team after freezing an enemy

“i’m trash/empty/dead inside”

remakesihavetoremake-deactivate

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

potstickersandpizza

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

coolkumquat

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

The Legend of LIZZO

plantanarchy

I don’t think I’ve looked at my okcupid since i received this message two years ago

plantanarchy

ever since that day i’ve been asking myself…. am I? am I a filthy cum goblin?

St. Vincent - Marry Me / Actor / Strange Mercy / St. Vincent / MASSEDUCTION

st. vincent’s discography in the style of the first album

Yasmine Putri’s covers for Shatterstar (2018).

A local newspaper got duped by fanart and reported that Pokemon Gun is coming to the switch  😂

hotmesspandaexpress

this🙌🏽

scottymouth

:(

durinsfolk

People don’t understand this when I explain it to them.

“Hey, look. I moved the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”