Boobs coming out to play.
I'm Meg and here's some shit.
I'm Meg and here's some shit.
Shout out to all the honeys who are tough enough to say how they feel, whether it’s “I care about you,” “that hurt my feelings,” or “why did you do this to me?” The world might not always appreciate your vulnerability, but I do. I love your warm soft hearts.
Lrn2 Speak Peorian
“I’m a model.” Translates to: “A creepily older guy takes half naked pictures of me in his basement.”
“That’s punk,” “I like punk,” ..any reference to anything punk. Translates to: “I don’t know shit about punk & am assuming you don’t either & won’t call me out on it.”
“You’re gorgeous,” “You’re cute,” any other compliment. Translates to “Already fucked everyone else… So what’s up?”
Stay tuned for part two.
There’s like 40 jokes I could make about dudes with two-year late aesthetics, really boring porn perferences, and cocaine habits. But I feel really lazy & you get the jist.
The truth lol sad but true.
aries: deep red tail, travels all over, wears gifts from infatuated humans, often mistaken for underwater fire or sunken rubies, spotted teasing sailors out at sea
taurus: pearly pink tail, lives near a small ocean side town with a legend of a beautiful mermaid, never seen but often a lovely inhuman song is heard
gemini: sunny yellow tail, goes from beach to beach, collects bottled messages among other things, wears shell charm jewelry, likes to watch humans from a distance, occasionally talks to a sole person wandering the beach but no one believes the person after
cancer: silvery tail, lives near a ligthhouse, pulls drowning people to shore, pearls, spotted singing on moonlit nights
leo: golden tail, lives in a coral reef castle, friends with all the sea creatures, spotted on beaches of tropical islands but disappears before any photos can be taken
virgo: off-white cream tail with spots of beige and brown, lives in a cave, leads lost people to their cave for shelter, sometimes those who have done unspeakable things mysteriously disappear and those who have been wronged receive sudden good luck, spotted just before these strange incidents
libra: pastel blue and mint green tail, lives near a bustling city, fell in love with a human, makes various arts and crafts with what they find in the water, spotted combing hair
scorpio: deep blue tails, lives out at sea, may lure a sailor to their death or save them (depends on the sailor), shark teeth necklaces, knows what lies in the deepest crevices of the ocean, spotted staring up out of the water with glowing eyes
sagittarius: plum tail, never stays in one place, decorated with souvenirs of adventures, has pulled entire ships to shore, can often be heard talking and laughing but if spotted will smile before swimming away
capricorn: emerald green tail, lives in arctic waters, helps people without them knowing, concerned about melting ice caps, could fight a sea lion if they had to, silhouette spotted under the ice
aquarius: shimmering rainbow tail, lives in deep water but is decorated with human trinkets from their visits to the shore, wants to learn about both humans and bottom of the sea, spotted sitting on rocks staring up at the sky
pisces: iridescent aqua tail, lives near a beach with a tragic story of a mermaid and her lost love, will just as soon drown you as play with you, wears jewelry of shards of pottery and sea glass, on stormy nights some say they hear weeping