
You think you can eat a big mac in the ocean without a bunch of sea monkeys getting up in your shit?
This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”
You just know his ass is saying roo roo
found on google images with no context
me as a gnome: dude i am gettting so crossfaded on these raspberries blackberries and strawberries
[I shall be richer all my life for this sorrow.]
[Screenshot from Queering the Map, the mark in Zhytomyr region I Ukraine, saying "If I knew bombs would have rained down on us the following morning, I would have never stopped kissing your fragile skin the night before".]
The duality of humanity!
she sauce on my scrod till i'm a New Man
EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
wank at the pub with your mates. cheeky or class?