starejock

Amazing—Grow Huger.

• Feel your Bis Tris & Thighs Twitch,shake….
• Your Sack Shrink
• Hot head clear of thought besides GET BIGGER…..

theweegeemeister

Pantone’s color of the year is literally just Waluigi purple

Designers everywhere are gonna be painting walls and creating logos in this color and I’ll have to not think of Waluigi every time i see them. Which is of course impossible.

skelefolk

the year of waluigi has arived

animentality

no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor

Me every morning

i’m on my worst behavior…

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

psalmsofraven

LMFAO Bill wild for this

elionking

Bill bout to fuck

henny-de-gallo

ready to risk it all

thatfineassaliengirl

Quote some scientific facts, always gets you panties!

pyrogina

between the snow, floating oranges, and faint music in the background this feels like a fever dream that i never want to wake up from.

aww quiet awn teh westewn fwont (*＾∀ﾟ)ъ

prasejeebus

What Lana Del Rey music video is this

hmmm

deadgirldying-blog

types of girls: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home

thararescizor

What Do This Mean .

pure-lolita

i can’t explain my poetry often.

thararescizor

aight

hey guys I need you to see this slide from my brother’s college’s mandatory sexual assault prevention training video which was so bad that the school had to release an official apology . everything about it has me fucked up 

the purest tweet

what type of irreparable damage to your pineal gland has to be done for someone to go “the iphone X is a reasonably priced electronic device”

me: nothing can make me more hype for super mario odyssey 

nintendo:

me:   H O L Y   S H I T