According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8...

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    sixtyninesobbinghoes

    Something funny about the word reclaim here

    alamuts-lair-of-madness

    The gif reminded me of a book called  Er ist wieder da (Look who’s back), in which Hitler miraculously awakes in modern Germany. He becomes a TV celebrity, because everyone thinks he’s just a method acting comedian, but he is quite serious about himself. And slowly, he builds his ild influence.

    It might be a black comedy, but it’s quite chilling at times when you realise how reasonable he appears and how easily he gains people’s attention and support. Because this fictional Hitler isn’t the insane evil caricature, we all think of, but is instead based on the historical demagogue and politician, who tore down the Weimar Republic.

    It got a movie adaptation in 2015

    lady-of-the-spirit

    "Kid's media deserves to be thoughtful and well-written because kids are smarter and can handle it, and bad writing shouldn't be written off as just 'it's for kids what do you expect'" and "If the target audience is kids, even older ones, you can't expect it to always be realistic and go in-depth about every issue they discuss" are ideas that can and should coexist.

    eldritchgentleman

    One Piece: Colorful, wild, fun

    Also One Piece: Touches upon slavery, prejudice, trauma, evil actions of governments.

    Though to be fair One Piece is for teens

    alamuts-lair-of-madness

    It’s a comic, and all comics are meant for kids, duh. [Sarcasm off]

    sindri42

    The French Revolution is what put Napoleon on the throne. It absolutely did not free anybody from monarchy.

    sunder-the-gold

    The French Revolution also involved a lot more French people murdering other French people in mob insanity, where the American revolutionaries mostly killed British soldiers in battle.

    theconstitutionisgayculture

    And after Napoleon the monarchy came back even without him, so the revolution only threw off monarchy for about 7 years, and in that time there were multiple governments and purges and civil wars. French Revolution didn’t accomplish shit for freeing France from monarchy or setting up a stable government.

    disgruntled-foreign-patriarch

    classic Frog arrogance

    mister-christmas

    Yeah, the American revolution is one of only ones to install either a government that didn’t fall apart within a decade or a much worse dictator.

    beakedwhalesyo

    And even then we got super lucky to have a guy like Washington at the head who willingly relinquished power. This is definitely not how revolutions usually go by any means.

    eldritchgentleman

    And then Washington went back to his ranch

    Napoleon starving near Moscow: He did WHAT!?

    It’s kind of fitting that he is the villain in this series

    tagedeszorns

    When Orks believe in being actors, wonderful things happen!

    I read this fanfic and it really made me laugh!

    Orkified text by @sonofdorn-vii

    alamuts-lair-of-madness

    We could have this, if the Imperium had not won the War of the Beast!

    blitzkriegfritz38

    The japs started the 2nd World War claiming the Chinese had attacked them at the Marco Polo Bridge

    my-dudedededed

    The Chinese started the 2nd world war by attacking the Japanese at the Marco Polo bridge

    blitzkriegfritz38

    True dat. The Poles started European Theatre by attacking a German Radio Station

    uncle-cazador

    WWII started in 1918

    blitzkriegfritz38

    Dude If only you know how right you are.

    eldritchgentleman

    Honestly if we are going with this then it started in 1871 with German Unification. 

    alamuts-lair-of-madness

    It actually started in 1789, with the French Revolution and the birth of nationalism as we know it.