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    This is one of the best posts I’ve read about woman… Please read it completely… it’s worth it…

    WOMAN… … …

    When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day…….

    An angel came by and asked.“ Why spend so much time on her?”

    The lord answered. “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?”

    She must function on all kinds of situations, She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart, She must do all this with only two hands,“ She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day”

    THE ANGEL was impressed" Just two hands…..impossible!

    And this is the standard model?“

    The Angel came closer and touched the woman” “But you have made her so soft, Lord”. “She is soft”, said the Lord, “But I have made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome”

    “Can she think?” The Angel asked… The Lord answered. “Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate”

    The Angel touched her cheeks…. “Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her” “She is not leaking…it is a tear” The Lord corrected the Angel…

    “What’s it for?” Asked the Angel….. . The Lord said. “Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.”…

    This made a big impression on the Angel, “Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything. A woman is indeed marvellous”

    Lord said.“Indeed she is. She has strength that amazes a man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid. She fights for what she believes in.

    Her love is unconditional. Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life”

    The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being? The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback “She often forgets what she is worth”.


    In praise of women everywhere


    Always a reblog


    In honor of the gift of babies. 🎀 💋


    ❤ :’-)








    Beautifully and perfectly said.


    Incredibly written and SO accurate

    Untranslatable German Words

    Engelsgeduld: (lit.: angel's patience) great amount of patience

    Feierabend: (lit.: party-evening) the rest of the day that remains after work

    Fernweh: the desire/longing to travel to faraway places/ foreign countries

    Fingerspitzengefühl: (lit.: fingertips-feeling) good skill in handling things/ sensitivity and empathy

    Fremdschämen: (lit.: foreign shame) shame that arises from the compassion with someone who made a fool of himself

    Geborgenheit: more than safety, protection and invulnerability, it symbolises peace, warmth and calm you feel especially when you're with the people you're close to (e.g. family, friends)

    Gemütlichkeit: feeling of comfort

    Habseligkeiten: valuable and personally important possessions

    Innerer Schweinehund: (lit.: inner pig-dog = weaker self) the part of a person that they have to overcome to be productive

    Kitsch: objects with superficial beauty that are actually useless but are appreciated nonetheless

    Konfliktfähigkeit: (lit.: conflict ability/skill) ability to deal with conflict / ability to constructively solve interpersonal conflicts

    Kummerspeck: (lit.: grief/sorrow bacon (fat)) gained weight from emotional overeating (especially after a breakup)

    Lebenslüge: (lit.: life's lie) a lie that you tell yourself to make life more bearable

    Mitdenken: (lit.: with-thinking) ability to think for yourself and do more than what you were demanded to do / trying to find a conceptional solution to a problem together with other people

    Sehnsucht: intense inner longing for somebody, something or a place

    Schnapsidee: (lit.: schnapps idea) a ridiculous and crazy plan/idea you have while you are drunk

    Sprachgefühl: (lit.: language feeling) feeling/sense of language, instinctive feel for a certain language / intuitive feeling of what is linguistically appropriate

    Stehaufmännchen: (lit.: little stand up man) someone who doesn't give up and begins anew

    Torschlusspanik: (lit.: gate-closing-panic) the fear of missing something important / not being able to do some things (because you're too old)

    Verschlimmbessern: (lit.: verschlimmern=exasperate, verbessern=improve) improve something for the worse / make something worse but with having had the intention of improving it

    Vorführeffekt: (lit.: demo effect) the effect that something you're actually able to do doesn't work when you want to demonstrate it to other people

    Waldeinsamkeit: (lit.: forest loneliness/solitude) the seclusion/solitude of the forest

    Warmduscher: (lit.: warm showerer/ somebody who showers with warm water) a wimp / a person that doesn't like to leave their comfort zone

    Weltschmerz: (lit.: world pain (world weariness)) gratuitous melancholia / kind of feeling experienced by someone who believes that physical reality can never satisfy the demands of the mind / the feeling of anxiety caused by the ills of the world

    Zeitgeist: (lit.: time-spirit, spirit of the time ) the dominant set of ideals and beliefs that motivate the actions of the members of a society in a particular period in time


    Reblog and you’ll find money soon!



    Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.


    seriously have nothing to lose


    Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets


    You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

    Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.


    I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.


    I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY


    I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.


    Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…




    I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)


    Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.


    Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early. Draw your own conclusions.


    Forever reblogging lol


    Trying to go home rich, 3 more days!!!


    No joke, I reblogged and less than 3 hours later, without asking, daddy transferred $500 into my account and I got a $1500 check.


    I’m not broke but you can never have tooooo much lol. This shit don’t work I’m spamming all y'all lol


    Here goes...