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    <>(     *     VALENTINE’S DAY PROM<>PTS !    

    <>send a symbol from your muse to mine.   add  ↪  for a reverse from my muse to yours !

  • 🍳<>   :   cook breakfast in bed for my muse.
  • 💝<>   :   give a box of chocolates to my muse.
  • 🍿<>   :   watch a rom-com with my muse.
  • 💐<>   :   give flowers to my muse.
  • 👙<>   :   buy lingerie for my muse.
  • 💌<>   :   leave my muse a card from a secret admirer.
  • 🍽<>   :   take my muse out for dinner for two.
  • ❤<>   :   give a gift to my muse.   (   specify.   )
  • 🐶<>   :   surprise my muse with a puppy.
  • 🐱<>   :   surprise my muse with a kitten.
  • 💔<>   :   break up with my muse.
  • 🏩<>   :   book a valentine’s trip away with my muse.
  • 💍<>   :   propose to my muse.
  • 🔥<>   :   flirt with my muse.
  • 😳<>   :   confess your muse’s love to my muse.
  • 😘<>   :   kiss my muse.
  • 🐻<>   :   give my muse a valentine’s teddy bear.
  • 💃<>   :   dance with my muse.
  • 🚫<>   :   spend valentine’s day with my muse platonically   :   no partners allowed !
  • Harry Potter Themed Sentence Starters

    <>enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

    <><>The Letter<>

  • <>“Did I get mail?”
  • <>“I got my Hogwarts letter!!”
  • <>“Magic isn’t real, idiot.”
  • <>“I’m a what?”
  • <>“Guess where I’m going on September first!”
  • <>“Did you get yours yet?”
  • <>“Is that an owl?
  • <><>Diagon Alley<>

  • <>“Oh no! My owl!
  • <>“Hey, can I borrow a knut?” / “You can borrow DEEZ KNUTS.”
  • <>“That book tried to BITE me!
  • <>“Look at this book–Hexes for the Novice Prankster.”
  • <>“I just saw someone trying to snort Floo powder.
  • <>“Do these robes make my butt look big?
  • <>“The Apothecary smells like rotten milk.
  • <>“What cauldron did you get?
  • <>“School shopping has never been so much fun.
  • <>“Maybe we can sneak into the Leaky Cauldron.
  • <>“I want that broom SO bad.
  • <>“Why would you want a cat?
  • <>“The wand chooses the asshole, I guess.
  • <>“Ollivander is kind of a creep.
  • <><>The Hogwarts Express<>

  • <>“We’re going to miss the train!”
  • <>“Can you tell me where Platform Nine and Three Quarters is?”
  • <>“This trunk is SO heavy!
  • <>“Why are you already wearing your robes?
  • <>“I just ate six cauldron cakes. Someone give me a medal.”
  • <>“Are we there yet?
  • <>“You can’t sit with us.”
  • <>“Oh–damn. Sorry, I thought this compartment was empty.”
  • <>“Is it okay if I sit with you? Everywhere else is full.”
  • <>“Are you a prefect?”
  • <>“Ha ha! You got a booger-flavored jelly bean?
  • <>“I’ll trade you my chocolate frog card!”
  • <>“I lost my toad.
  • <>“I’m scared about the sorting…”
  • <><>Life At Hogwarts<>

  • <>“I swear, Filch keeps trying to get me into trouble.”
  • <>“This is the fifth time I’ve seen that staircase move!”
  • <>“If Peeves wasn’t a ghost, I’d fight him.”
  • <>“Oh hey, my owl brought me a letter!
  • <>“Do you think Shrek lives in the Forbidden Forest?
  • <>“Let’s just pretend I didn’t blow up my cauldron.”
  • <>“Muggleborns are going to take over the world.
  • <>“There’s something weird about that professor.”
  • <>“…do people really get detention in the Forbidden Forest?”
  • <>“Meet me in the Common room/library/Great Hall later!
  • <>“I don’t know how I keep getting points deducted from my House.”
  • <>“Why do you still use quills? There are pens.
  • <>“I dare you to go swimming in the lake.
  • <><>Quidditch<>

  • <>“GET THE SNITCH!”
  • <>“Your team sucks.”
  • <>“That should’ve been a foul!”
  • <>“Wow, look at them go.
  • <>“Don’t fall off the broom!”
  • <>“That captain is so hot.
  • <>“Why is Quidditch a legal sport?”
  • <>“I wish I made the team.
  • <>“See you on the field.
  • <>“Look out for that Bludger!
  • <>“We’re celebrating with Butterbeer tonight.”
  • <>“I can’t believe we lost again…”
  • <><>Exams<>

  • <>“I’ll never be able to learn this spell in time…”
  • <>“What are the twelve uses of dragon blood again?”
  • <>“Can you show me the wand movement again? Please?
  • <>“Just let me peek at your notes for five minutes.
  • <>“I couldn’t even do well at regular school, now I’m at wizard school…”
  • <>“Is there really no way to cheat?
  • <>“If I don’t get an O on my Charms OWL, I’m going to scream.” / “I’ll be happy to get an A on any of my OWLS.”
  • Extremely Exhausted Starters Part 2

  • “You’re nodding off… hey, come on, you need sleep.”
  • “I can’t… you’re going to have to carry me.”
  • “Hey, you passed out. Do you remember what happened?”
  • “No more today, you’re at your limit.”
  • “I’m can’t move… I’m too tired…”
  • “You’re starting to ramble, you need rest.”
  • “What was that over there…? Did you say something?”
  • “Nap… please? Nap with me?”
  • “My subconscious isn’t exactly allowing me to get some damn sleep.”
  • “I can’t lift it without shaking…”
  • “You’re too weak to stop me from stopping you.”
  • “I don’t even have the energy to be defiant… I must be messed up.”
  • “Standing up is about all I can do.”
  • “You can tell me all about how tired you aren’t while I carry you to bed.”
  • “It’s been three days… does it make sense now?”
  • “Whatever you need me to do so you’ll stop and rest, I’ll do it.”
  • “Don’t force my hand. This is your last chance to stop yourself.”
  • “Your health is deteriorating. Take a break or I’ll make you.”
  • “You’re wrong, I’m fine. I know I’m fine… I’m fine…”
  • “Telling yourself that you’re okay doesn’t make it true. We need to get you safe and rested.”
  • “Yes, you did it and you’re alive, shut up. I was worried half to death you idiot!”
  • “Tired enough for cuddling huh…”
  • “You shush… shhh… shhhhuuushhh…”
  • “Oh great bed rest warden, may I be allowed freedom from my prison today?”
  • “You’re shaking, and sore. I can see the exhaustion in your eyes.
  • <>☾ <>    HOCUS   PO<>CUS  <> (  1993  )    SENTE<>NCE    PROMPTS   .

    <>*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF HOCUS POCUS PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

  • <><>   look at that. another glorious morning…it mak<>es m<>e s<>ick!  ‘
  • <><>   you know, ive always wanted a child. <> ‘
  • <><>‘   come out, my dear. we will not harm thee.<> <> ‘
  • <><>   my ungodly book speaks to yo<>u.. ‘
  • <><>   we shall be back, and the lives of all the children of salem will be mine! <>   ‘
  • <><>   come, we f<>ly! ‘
  • <><>   it’s just a bunch of hocus poc<>us!   ‘
  • <><>‘   damn,  damn! double da<>mn!  ‘
  • <><>‘   i killed you once, i shall kill you again, you maggoty mouth feicance! <>   ‘
  • <><>‘   it doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your sou<>l!   ‘
  • <><>   you’re the ugliest thing that’s ever lived, and you know <>it!   ‘
  • <><>‘  i’ll always take care of <>you.  ‘
  • <><>‘   but he can’t die. remember?<>  ‘
  • <><>‘   you’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her<>.  ‘
  • <><>‘  nothing good can come from this book. you got it<>?! ‘
  • <><>‘   there aren’t enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful<>!  ‘
  • <><>‘  i shall always be with yo<>u.  ‘
  • <><>‘  thanks for lighting that can<>dle. ‘
  • <><>‘  the witches are de<>ad. ‘
  • <><>‘   my soul’s finally free. you free<>d me, <>[name<>]. ‘
  • <><>‘   so take her to the movies like a normal person. <>   ‘
  • <><>‘   next year, we go trick-or-treating as wendy and peter pan<> ‘
  • <><>‘   look just do this one thing for me, and i’ll do anything you say<>.  ‘
  • <><>‘  this is the girl of my dream<>s. ‘
  • <><>   i like your costu<>me, [<>name<>].  ‘
  • <><>   what do you call the<>m, [n<>ame]? yabbos?<> ‘
  • <><>   what took thee so long?<> ‘
  • <><>‘   i had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle<>.  ‘
  • <><>‘   it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear?<> ‘
  • <><>‘   we evaporate! we cease to exist!<> ‘
  • <><>‘   aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treati<>ng?  ‘
  • <><>   we’ll be younger in the morning<>.  ‘
  • <><>‘   why? why was i cursed with such idiot sisters? <> ‘
  • <><>‘  don’t get your knickers in a tw<>ist!  ‘
  • <><>   sucking the lives out of little children! <> ‘
  • <><>   we’re just three kindly old spinster ladie<>s. ‘
  • <><>‘   spending a quiet evening at home<>. ‘
  • <><>‘  well, tell me friend, what is this contraption<>? ’
  • <><>‘   well, what does it say? <> ‘
  • <><>   it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends<> .<>  ‘
  • <><>   i’ve waited centuries to say t<>hat.  ‘
  • <><>‘  go to he<>l<>l! ‘
  • <><>   oh! i’ve been there, thank you. i found it quite lovely<>.  ‘
  • <><>‘  i am aliv<>e<>!  ‘
  • <><>  damn that boy, he’s tricked us aga<>in<>. ‘
  • <><>‘   oh, you’re right, you’re always rig<>h<>t.  ‘
  • <><>‘   it’s my curse, that and you two<>!  ‘
  • <><>   say what you want; just don’t breathe on m<>e! ‘
  • <><>‘  amock! amock! amo<>ck! ‘
  • <><>   i am beautiful! boys will love <>me! ‘
  • <><>‘   [<>name] likes your yabbos. in fact, he loves them<>!   ‘
  • <><>‘   couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one nigh<>t?  ‘
  • <><>   hang him on a hook and let me play with him!<> <> ‘
  • <><>   this is….this is terribly uncomfortabl<>e. ‘
  • <><>‘   i put a spell on you and now your mine<> <>  ‘
  • <><>   a virgin lit the candle. <> ‘
  • <><>   i suggest we form a calming circle.<>  ‘
  • <><>   i smell childre<>n<>!  ‘
  • <><>‘  why was I cursed with such idiot sister?!<> <>  ‘
  • <><>‘  twist the bones and bend the back<>.   ‘
  • <><>‘   i’ve always wanted a child. and now i think i’ll have one on to<>ast!  ‘
  • <><>‘   come little children, i’ll take thee<> awa<>y.   ‘
  • <><>   life is sweet, be not shy. on thy feet. so sayeth i!<> ‘
  • <><>‘   it is a prison for children<>. ‘
  • <><>‘  what is this plac<>e<>?  ‘
  • <><>   it reeks of childre<>n! ‘
  • <><>  okay that’s it, party’s over! get out of my hou<>se!  ‘
  • <><>‘  they call me maste<>r<>. ‘
  • <><>‘  shove it, satan<>!  ‘
  • <><>  ooh. thou mustn’t speak to master in such a mann<>er. ‘
  • <><>‘  wait ‘til you see what i’m gonna call <>you.  ‘
  • <><>‘  hello, i want my boo<>k. <>‘
  • <><>‘  we desire childre<>n. <>‘
  • <><>  i don’t think there’s gonna be a prob<>lem.  ‘
  • <><>  i couldn’t wear anything like that because i don’t hav<>e any<>.  ‘
  • <><>  'tis firm! ‘tis firm as st<>one! <> ‘
  • <><>‘  why! it’s a ro<>ad!<>  ‘
  • <><>‘  dead man’s toe! dead man’s toe! dead! dead!<> dea<>d! ‘
  • <><>‘  pull over! let me see your driver’s per<>mit! <>  ‘
  • <><>‘  i need one of those instant ice pac<>ks. <>  ‘
  • <><>‘  oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out l<>ate?<> ‘
  • <><>  now you must suffer the consequences!<> <>‘
  • <><>‘  i’m going to summon the burning rain of dea<>th! <> ‘
  • <><>‘  look, he makes fire in his hand.<> <>‘
  • <><>‘  no, no! he’s a good zomb<>ie. <> ‘
  • <><>‘  i hate it when that happen<>s. <> ‘
  • <><>  i hate hallowee<>n!<>‘
  • <><>‘  i brought the witches back from the dead. see, i even have the boo<>k. <>‘
  • <><>‘  look, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead, ok<>ay? <>  ‘
  • <><>‘  are you a virg<>in? ‘
  • <><>‘  let’s light this sucker and meet the old broad<>s. <> ‘
  • <><>  sisters, satan has married medusa. see the snakes in her hair. <>  <>‘
  • <><>‘  i can’t believe you made me move h<>ere!<>  ‘
  • <><>‘  the witches are back from the dead and they’re after <>us. <> ‘
  • <><>‘  how much candy have you had, honey?<> <>‘
  • <><> all hallow’s eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amo<>k! <> ‘
  • <>❝ *ˊ✑ repo !  the genetic opera : prompts

    <>❝   i’ve made my peace ,  i hold no grudge .   ❞
    ❝  make it fast !   ❞
    ❝  commence your grovelling .   ❞
    ❝  i’ll keep those vultures guessing .   ❞
    ❝  my legacy is too great to throw away on ingrates .   ❞
    ❝  i guess i’ll take it to my death !   ❞
    ❝  you never should have left me .  i would’ve given you the world .   ❞
    ❝  you cannot be reckless !   ❞
    ❝  no ,  i don’t think that i can be fixed .   ❞
    ❝  i want to go outside .   ❞
    ❝  my burdens ,  i can’t erase .   ❞
    ❝  i’m the monster .  i’m the villain !   ❞
    ❝  industrialization has crippled the globe .   ❞
    ❝  for every market ,  a submarket grows .   ❞
    ❝  it’s quick !  it’s clean !  it’s pure ,  it could change your life - rest assured .   ❞
    ❝  it’s the twenty - first century cure .   ❞
    ❝  what if you could have genetic perfection ?   ❞
    ❝  would you change who you are ,  if you could ?   ❞
    ❝  where the fuck is [ name ] ?   ❞
    ❝  you ain’t got the guts !   ❞
    ❝  all bark ,  but no lungs !   ❞
    ❝  i can’t feel nothing at all .   ❞
    ❝  sometimes ,  i wonder why they need me at all .   ❞
    ❝  sometimes ,  i wonder why i even bother .   ❞
    ❝  so you think you’ve got heart ?   ❞
    ❝  so you think you’ve got balls ?   ❞
    ❝  it’s a thankless job ,  but somebody’s got to do it .   ❞
    ❝  no one ever thanks me when i’m done .   ❞
    ❝  how self - absorbed people can be !   ❞
    ❝  with a slice !  or a snip !  eenie - meenie - miney - mo !   ❞
    ❝  can i talk to you ?  can you come down please ,  so we can speak ?   ❞
    ❝  i thought i’d seen a ghost - your resemblance is striking .   ❞
    ❝  state your business .   ❞
    ❝  you can learn from all my failures .   ❞
    ❝  i’m not supposed to talk to strangers .   ❞
    ❝  don’t forget a sheltered rose needs a little room to bloom outside her bedroom .   ❞
    ❝  don’t look back ‘til you’re free to chase the morning .   ❞
    ❝  [ name ] ,  you’re hurting me !   ❞
    ❝  can you forgive me for this ?   ❞
    ❝  here’s my prognosis :  will they live ?  doubtful .   ❞
    ❝  remember what you did to [ name ] .   ❞
    ❝  hope you have my money .   ❞
    ❝  i remember every dying whisper ,  every desperate murmur .    ❞
    ❝  i’ve always longed for true affection ,  but you compare me to a corpse !   ❞
    ❝  you cannot control me ,  [ name ] .   ❞
    ❝  you know you want it .   ❞
    ❝  didn’t i say the world was cruel ,  didn’t i ?   ❞
    ❝  tell me how this happened ,  what i did wrong ?   ❞
    ❝  why can’t we just go home  &  forget this dreadful night ?   ❞
    ❝  didn’t you say that you were different ,  didn’t you ?   ❞
    ❝  say you’re not that person ,  say it .   ❞
    ❝  didn’t you say that you’d protect me ,  didn’t you ?   ❞
    ❝  someone has replaced you .   ❞
    ❝  sometimes i wanted to cry .   ❞
    ❝  i didn’t know i love you so much .   ❞
    ❝  sometimes i’d stay up all night wishing to god i was the one who died .   ❞
    ❝  [ name ] ,  i will not leave you here - you will live .   ❞
    ❝  we’ll always have each other in our time of need .   ❞
    ❝  you’re the world to me .   ❞

    Sentence Meme: Illness

    "An ambulance is on its way."

    "Are you feeling okay?"

    "Bless you."

    "Call 911!"

    "Do you have a tissue?"

    "Do you think it's broken?"

    "Does that hurt?"

    "How long do you have?"

    "I don't get sick."

    "I don't want to feel like this anymore."

    "I hate hospitals."

    "I think that's going to need stitches."

    "I think you need to talk to someone - a professional."

    "I'm contagious."

    "I'm going to be sick."

    "I'm not crazy!"

    "I'm not going to make it."

    "It hurts!"

    "It's just a cold."

    "Ugh, my head feels like it's about to explode."

    "We need to get you to a doctor."

    "What's the prognosis?"

    "You're burning up."

    "You're sending me to a shrink?"

    "You're sick."

    * emotional starters

    <>a collection of tv, movie and book quotes to kick you in the heart.

  • <><> i’m sorry for not telling you everything, but i needed this in order to get bet<>te<>r. ’
  • <><> you can’t be sleeping already. it’s only <>se<>ven. ’
  • <><> it was a mistak<>e.<> ’
  • <><> not even a little visi<>t?<> ’
  • <><> please smil<>e.<> ’
  • <><> i’ll stop crying in a min<>ut<>e. ’
  • <><> you wanna hurt me? go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. i’m an easy targ<>e<>t. ’
  • <><> i’m leaving you behind, too. i don’t feel very good about<> t<>hat. ’
  • <><> look, i don’t wanna hassle you, okay? i love you and i’ll see you<> s<>oon. ’
  • <><> it sort of makes me happy to be sa<>d.<> ’
  • <><> we’re safe, aren<>t<> we? ’
  • <><> i don’t give a fuck what they say about<> m<>e. ’
  • <><> you’re afraid that i might find the happiness you never <>ha<>d. ’
  • <><> i need to ask you a question. where do you think are right n<>ow<>? ’
  • <><> wanna be able to sleep, not worry about what’s gonna happen or who’s coming in. if i can get that, i’d be in heaven. or clos<>e <>to it. ’
  • <><> that supposed to scare m<>e?<> ’
  • <><> well, this is your home now. you’re going to like it here. you’l<>l <>see. ’
  • <><> you’d like that, wouldn’t you? you’d like me just to <>ge<>t out. ’
  • <><> no, you hate the whole worl<>d.<> ’
  • <><> you’ve been – you’ve been manipula<>ti<>ng me. ’
  • <><> little things. you let little things get to yo<>u.<> ’
  • <><> no, no, sweetheart. i believe you. with all my heart i believe you<>.<> ’
  • <><> how much do you value your lif<>e?<> ’
  • <><>Billie Eilish … sentence starte<>rs

  • <>“I’m not your baby.”
  • <>“I think you’re pretty.”
  • <>“Crying isn’t like you.”
  • <>“I’m the bad guy, duh.”
  • <>“So you’re a tough guy…”
  • <>“I like when you get mad.
  • <>“Wait ‘til the world is mine.”
  • <>“Baby, I don’t feel so good.”
  • <>“She’ll pity the men I know.”
  • <>“I’m only good at being bad.”
  • <>“All the good girls go to hell.
  • <>“Why don’t you run from me?“
  • <>“Too intoxicated to be scared.”
  • <>“I like it when you take control.”
  • <>“I love you. And I don’t want to.”
  • <>“You should see me in a crown.”
  • <>“I like the way they all… scream.”
  • <>“Hurts, but I know how to hide it.
  • <>“I’m not okay, I feel so scattered.”
  • <>“Was I made from a broken mold?
  • <>“The debt I owe, gotta sell my soul.
  • <>“Bruises on both my knees for you.”
  • <>“Don’t you know too much already?“
  • <>“You just want what you can’t have.”
  • <>“Only you know the way that I break.
  • <>“Please, please… Don’t leave me be.”
  • <>“Don’t you know I’m no good for you?“
  • <>“You really know how to make me cry.
  • <>“I do what I want when I’m wanting to.”
  • <>“Can’t commit to anything but a crime.”
  • <>“It’s not true… tell me I’ve been lied to.”
  • <>“I’ve been watching you for some time.”
  • <>“I never really know how to please you.”
  • <>“I just wish you could feel what you say.”
  • <>“I hope someday I’ll make it out of here.”
  • <>“But, it’s cold and I don’t wanna be lonely.”
  • <>“I know you don’t care, but can you listen?“
  • <>“Told you not to worry, but maybe that’s a lie.”
  • <>“I know you’re not sorry. Why should you be?”
  • <>“Need a place to hide, but I can’t find one near.”
  • <>“Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first.
  • <>“Make the same mistakes. Blame circumstance.
  • <>“Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now.
  • <>“Can’t you tell I’m crass? Can’t you tell Im wired?“
  • <>“I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay.”
  • <>“I just wanted to protect you, but now I’ll never get to.”
  • <>“If you think I’m pretty, you should see me in a crown.”
  • <>“You know I’m not your friend without some greenery.”
  • <>“But, we knew right from the start that you’d fall apart.”
  • <>“Why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me?“
  • <>“I can’t afford to love someone who isn’t dying by mistake.”
  • <>“I wanna be alone… alone with you, does that make sense?”
  • <>“I just never know how you feel. Do you even feel anything?
  • <>“Creeping around like no one knows, think you’re so criminal.”
  • <>“Even if you know that you don’t own me, I’ll let you play the role.”
  • <>“If  ‘I love you’ was a promise, would you break it, if you’re honest?”
  • <>“Pearly gates look more like a picket fence once you get inside ‘em.”
  • <>“Wore my heart out on a chain around my neck, but now it’s missing.”
  • <>“I just wanna make you feel okay, but all you do is look the other way.
  • <>“If you need me, wanna see me, better hurry, 'cause I’m leaving soon.”
  • <>“Tore my shirt to stop you bleeding, but nothing ever stops you leaving.”
  • <>“I’m gonna run this nothing town. Watch me make 'em bow one by one by one.”
  • <>“Call my friends and tell them that I love them, and I’ll miss them, but I’m not sorry.”
  • <>“Don’t ask questions, you don’t wanna know. Learned my lesson way too long ago.”
  • <>(   *   &.     SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS .

  • <>‘  an old person, huh? in a hospital? phew, better call the coast guard. ’
  • <>‘  between you and me, it’s freakin’ comfortable. it’s like i’m wrapped in hugs.  ’
  • <>‘  don’t make me lick your damn face.  ’
  • <>‘  don’t you remember? we’re married.  ’
  • <>‘  drive picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. ’
  • <>‘  family don’t end with blood.  ’
  • <>‘  for us every day is halloween. ’
  • <>‘  gun. mouth. now. ’
  • <>‘  here ghosty ghosty ghosty. come out, come out wherever you care. ’
  • <>‘  hey! ass butt! ’
  • <>‘  i can’t do it without you.  ’
  • <>‘  i can’t do this alone.  ’
  • <>‘  i could go into detail, but i’m not going to.  ’
  • <>‘  i don’t care that i don’t care.  ’
  • <>‘  i found a liquor store and i drank it. ’
  • <>‘  i got to say, you, uh… you don’t suck.  ’
  • <>‘  i lost my shoe. ’
  • <>‘  i never lied. that’s important. it’s fundamental.  ’
  • <>‘  i started a blog. mostly just pictures of cats, they’re so cute.  ’
  • <>‘  i think the fourth kind is a butt thing. ’
  • <>‘  i want to know what you are. ’
  • <>‘  i wasn’t supposed to play favorites, but you were mine.  ’
  • <>‘  i will keep fighting. i’ll keep swinging until i got nothing left.  ’
  • <>‘  if it’s any consolation, i think you’re a truly awful person.  ’
  • <>‘  inside, you’re already dead.  ’
  • <>‘  it’s just an interesting observation. in a, you know, observationally interesting way.  ’
  • <>‘  i’ll pay you money if you sit still.  ’
  • <>‘  i’m in pain, that’s how i’m doing.  ’
  • <>‘  i’m proud of us.  ’
  • <>‘  maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie cause the think it sucks. cause, i mean, it kinda sucks. ’
  • <>‘  maybe you should try ‘plan d’ for ‘dumbass’.  ’
  • <>‘  no matter what you hear or what you see… promise me you won’t get out of bed.  ’
  • <>‘  no one in the history of torture has been tortured with the torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.  ’
  • <>‘  screw consciousness. that’s what i say.  ’
  • <>‘  so what, our home’s not good enough for the ‘hang in there, kitty’ poster?  ’
  • <>‘  son of a bitch. ’
  • <>‘  sure, humans are weak and they cheat and steal and destroy and disappoint. but they also give and create, and they sing and dance and love. and above all, they never give up. ’
  • <>‘  the human soul is not a rubber ball. it’s vulnerable, impermanent, but stronger than you know. and more valuable than you can imagine.  ’
  • <>‘  there ain’t no me if there ain’t no you.  ’
  • <>‘  they are better than us. damn right they’re flawed, but a lot of ‘em try. to do better, to forgive.  ’
  • <>‘  they say you can’t protect your loved ones forever. well, i say screw that. what else is family for?  ’
  • <>‘  too many things are things. ’
  • <>‘  we didn’t lie. we just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.  ’
  • <>‘  well, boohoo. i’m so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess.  ’
  • <>‘  we’re far from perfect, but we are good.  ’
  • <>‘  we’re the ones you should be afraid of.  ’
  • <>‘  what happens when you’ve decided i can’t be trusted? …again?  ’
  • <>‘  when you betray us, i’ll be the one to carve your heart out.  ’
  • <>‘  who cares where happiness comes from? look, we’re all a little weird, we’re all a little wacky – some more than others – but… if it works, it works.  ’
  • <>‘  you are a great big bag of dicks. ’
  • <>‘  you brave little soldier. i acknowledge your pain. ’
  • <>‘  you don’t have to be ruled by fate. you can choose freedom.  ’
  • <>‘  you explain to me… tell me why you abandoned me.  ’
  • <>‘  you have a guinea pig? …where?  ’
  • <>‘  you know who does that? crazy people! we are insane. ’
  • <>‘  you know who spies on people? spies! ’
  • <>‘  you, me? we deserve to be loved. i deserve to be loved! i just want to be loved. ’
  • <>‘  you’re all duct tape and safety pins inside.  ’
  • <>‘  you’re bossy… and short.  ’
  • <>‘  you’re too precious for this world.  ’