Little Women + landslide

Sean Astin booked a Cameo from his “No Good Nick” costar Siena Agudong. I think this may be the best Sean Astin themed song ever! ❤️

The Pride.

I stan

Constance, v-logging with her phone camera: Hi I’m a crimin- I mean, Constance, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!

Constance: What’s up, Daphne. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.

Daphne: Goddess of cinema in the streets, goddess of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.

Constance, checking to see if she’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.

Constance, bumping into Rose reading the paper: Rose! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?

Rose, choking on her coffee: I-I guess umm… the strap-on is…?

Constance: Oh my god.

Constance, finding Amita watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?

Amita, looking into the camera like she’s on the office: …Constance what the hell.

Constance, breaking into Tammy’s house: Wow Tam, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.

Tammy:��Listen. There’s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—

Constance:��You’re no fun.

Constance, after taking the metro back to the loft:��As leader and mom Ocean, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.

Debbie, amidst a breakdown:��Noo!!! Stop!! You and Nine-Ball, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!

Constance, approaching Lou relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Woman. The one and only, genius club owner philanthropist. Lou, are you aware you have big dick energy?

Lou, lowering her shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.

Constance, tearing up: I know.

justcatposts

Pure,

via @kesyacaat

friendlytroll

too… too tiny…. 

Mark: Where are you going?

Jinyoung: Depends.

Jinyoung: Like when I die, probably to hell.

Jinyoung: But for now I’m going to the bathroom.

We are the Library. It lives and breathes inside each and every one of us.

Okay 👏🏻 but 👏🏻 what 👏🏻if 👏🏻Exo👏🏻 and 👏🏻Bts👏🏻 collab 👏🏻

Maybe even for a tiny song out of the blue. It’d be a masterpiece.

Yhoooooooo

halles-comet

Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is

halleregina

I can’t believe I forgot

milliondollargf

not to be lactose intolerant but i dont know how to pronounce 80% of white names

therunnersam

How racist. How dare you. How dare you refuse to pronounce my daughter’s name. Come on, Makayleighlough, let’s go home.

thatfineassaliengirl

@therunnersam on a serious note how is that said?

therunnersam

It’s pronounced “Jessica” but I like that unique spelling.

pastel-pwussy

fuckin crying

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

underrated lines from kdramas

namjoons-boy

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

lemonadeandrice

Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!

Me: *crosses my other leg over top*

Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

silverjirachi

if the men find out we can

Shape Shift

they’re going to tell the church

slaylerj

Mad because I have a whole ass fan base on Tumblr and don’t none of them know I exist lmfaoooo

asynca

Learn to Knit With Scales

So you want to make something with scales too? Well you're in the right place!

http://craftymutt.blogspot.com.au/p/learn-to-knit-with-scales.html

GUYS I’VE FOUND A VERY IMPORTANT WEBSITE FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN KNIT WITHOUT INJURING THEMSELVES!!!!

mzminola

DRAGON KNITTING!!!

captainofthefallen

@rannadylin if you’re into that

ladyyatexel

@tinsnip ?

kittyknowsthings

@systlin

systlin

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO