why must we play god


    Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place


    "citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today


    I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.


    #so we’re slutshaming the fruits now? 

    Tags that look homophobic without context


  • 12 slices day-old baguette, cut into ¾-inch   cubes
  • 4 eggs, at room temperature
  • ½ cup firmly packed light brown sugar
  • ¾ tsp. vanilla extract
  • ½ tsp. ground cinnamon
  • Pinch of freshly grated nutmeg
  • Pinch of salt
  • 4 cups milk
  • ¼ cup dried cranberries or raisins
  • Confectioners’ sugar for dusting
  • Directions:

    Lightly butter an 8-inch square baking dish. Spread the bread cubes in it.

    In a bowl, whisk together the eggs, brown sugar, vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg and salt until well blended. Pour in the milk and whisk until combined. Pour the mixture over the bread cubes. Let stand, pressing down on the bread occasionally, until it is evenly soaked, about 20 minutes.

    Meanwhile, preheat an oven to 350°F.

    Scatter the cranberries evenly over the surface of the soaked bread and press to submerge the fruit. Set the baking dish in a large, shallow roasting pan. Add very hot tap water to the roasting pan to come halfway up the sides of the baking dish.

    Bake the pudding until a knife inserted near the center comes out almost clean, 45 to 55 minutes. Serve warm or at room temperature. Generously dust the top of each slice with confectioners’ sugar. Serves 8.

    Adapted from Williams-Sonoma Collection Series, Dessert, by Abigail Johnson Dodge (Simon & Schuster, 2002).


    ducktales crew: lol okay so then we wanna introduce our silicon valley villain, we’re gonna call him mark zuckerbird and-

    disney legal team waking up in a cold sweat: someone’s gonna try to insult a billionaire 


    Unhinged cartoon creator: “what if we just hit this beehive with this cool stick I found?”


    Beat those beehives like a drum