Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words, Defence, Defeat, Detail.
Charlie: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
Hi, I am Jeff and I tell bad jokes
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words, Defence, Defeat, Detail.
Charlie: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
Dad: Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.
Daughter: What's that got to do with anything?
Dad: That means it's pasture bed time.
Amazing how a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example:
-Jane ate her friend's sandwich.
-Jane ate her friend's colon.