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Barogn

Just some idiot is all

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2021-08-05 08:36:52
    dreamcasko

    is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

    attackofthebteam

    like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

    arctic-hands

    I like how they just avoid Mongolia

    celticpyro

    Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

    trans-mouse

    I like the rat map even better

    smaug-official

    What is Alberta doing

    sephet

    we are fucking constantly vigilant 

    subarktis

    are u guys aware that this map is the cause of an ongoing dispute on wikipedia/wikimedia

    greenflamestherabbit

    My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

    neofooturism

    the doctor

    gilaxvii

    Why are the driver’s glasses taped on

    toebeens

    because they don’t have any ears lol

    aeliad

    HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT! 

    It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it. 

    Interesting, innit?https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266

    wiseacrewhimsy

    Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.

    the-geek-cornucopia

    In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.

    pluts04

    Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.

    Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…

    my-sins-might-be-your-tragedies

    I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.

    deffinitelynobody

    I got so angry while reading her side of it

    this-account-is-a-mistake

    good for her tho like Nicole you icon <3

    teacupsandcyanide

    Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That it’s very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so it’s now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilbo’s precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol ...

    Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his people’s cultural artefacts: ... I’m sorry Bilbo was given what and did what with it

    Frodo, secretly wearing Bilbo’s mithril mail at that very moment but only after nearly 70 years of it sitting in the Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum gathering dust because Bilbo had no idea his cool shirt was worth approximately the net value of their entire country:

    teacupsandcyanide

    Lord of the Rings is a comedy

    teal-deer

    Y'ever think about what absolute mad decadence we live in that "vanilla" means "plain"

    jordisstigander

    Anytime someone says 'it's just vanilla ice cream' I have to restrain myself from saying, "ah yes, the flavor produced by the seeds of a tropical orchid, a flower which blossoms for a single day before dying, the second most expense spice in the world. Just that."

    Historically, the spices I have in my cabinet are an embarrassment of riches. I have there a large container of whole black peppercorns which I grate fresh over my food. Multiple containers of cinnamon because I forgot I already had some. Ginger, cardamom, red pepper flakes, whole cloves and ground, nutmeg and turmeric. Kings and emperors have not eaten food so well spiced.

    I have vanilla ice cream in my freezer (cold! frozen! when the rich would pay fortunes to send for ice from mountains to chill fruit in the summers). I am going to put on my silk robe, fix myself a bowl, and feast.

    whatbigotspost

    ___________

    Let this be our July 2021 reminder that Hobby Lobby stays a truly dangerous, disgusting company and you’d do well to get your craft supplies from just about anywhere else.

    bogleech

    They also announced recently that they would no longer carry Halloween items because it sends an un-Christian message, and that decision obviously doesn’t hurt or inconvenience anybody, but it’s eye-opening because Halloween decor, crafts and party supplies outsell those of any other holiday, season or even, yes even Christmas, so think how hardcore a big corporate brand has to be to put such a dated, fringe conviction over their largest profit season.

    babyanimalgifs

    I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

    whoreablejewess

    Ok but the other one is purring so hard

    valentineart89

    If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

    excessively-english-little-b

    Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

    Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

    djn-001-kunai-man

    YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

    excessively-english-jd

    I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

    Cheeps.

    wolfhero28

    I’m dead now

    laudanumcafe

    MURDER KITTEN SOUNDS LIKE A CHICKEN PEEPER

    sir-tigerr

    They make that noise to signal their Cubs

    It sounds like a bird so it doesn’t alert predators such as lions or leopards to the location of them or their babies

    brightlotusmoon

    SMRT KITTENS ARE SMRT