Just a Basilisk in a Cowboy Hat

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    So I was looking up pictures of cows for a friend earlier, because you all know how much I love cows, and I had a question pop into my head that hadn’t ever occurred to me before. Namely, where are the bull’s nipples?  

    The bull must have nipples, obviously, because it’s a mammal. It can’t just not have nipples. But you’d have to assume that they’d be in the same place as the cow’s udder, and that’s kind of a problem because that anatomical real estate is already taken up. 

    That’s where the bull’s ballsack is. 

    So how the fuck does that work? Well, thankfully we’re living in the great age of technology, so I was able to ask google this question at 1am and find out where the bull’s nipples are. 

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