
the definitive ranking of the most on brand things to happen during my solo road trip so far:
3. ate cheese and crackers like a little rat outside a marshall’s at the midway point
2. tipsy off a single drink from the bbq place next to my hotel
1. missed an exit because I was too emotional listening to triple dog dare

the definitive ranking of the most on brand things to happen during my solo road trip (day 2):
3. seagull almost stole a bag of takis while I was swimming
2. excitedly downloaded the local transit app so I’m READY to take the train to the show tomorrow
1. told the guy at the liquor store to hand me whichever lighter and he gave me one with a clown on it